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bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

THE BARBIE MOVIES ARE JUST HIGH BUDGET FANFICTIONS

Iceman @ Maverick in og Top Gun: You’re stupid and I know better than you (derogatory and slightly sexual)

Iceman @ Maverick in TGM: You’re stupid and I know better than you (lovingly)

I love him and I’m not joking.

Happy 26th birthday, Danny!

December 29, 2024

Me: What are some good responses to being stabbed with a knife?

My friend: Ouch. Wait you’re dead.

Her sister: Sorry I can’t come to the phone rn, why? Cause I’ve been stabbed.

Her mom: Why did you do that?