Bitches Will Have The Scared Disorder And Be Like Why Am I So Scared

Why is Henderson!Reader the god tier trope for me with Eddie ??

Like I’m all for bestfriend!reader, she’s a part of Hellfire, into metal or not but my god the second It’s Dustin’s sister I’m sold.

I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

General Blog Masterlist

(I felt this pic was an appropriate representation of me and the vibe I want my blog to have)

Harry Potter Fic Recs

Criminal Minds Fic Recs

Animal Videos to Cheer You Up

Bridgerton Fic Recs

OBX Fic Recs

Matpat?! In the fnaf movie?!

The fact that Simon ever thought Maddy was a hallucination is so funny to me. Like did you hallucinate that gay ass letter to?

Roger Taylor Pregnancy Headcanons/ Timeline (Part 4: Labor and Delivery)

A/N: So I know like nothing about like birth and all that, so if this is like way off, awful, or inaccurate, I’m trying my best. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy!!!- C

(Requests are o-p-e-n!!!!!!)

For the last few weeks, things were quiet and relaxing

But one afternoon as you sat watching tv with Roger, you felt pains in your lower abdomen

So when you said to Roger that you were having contractions, that tranquility was broken very quickly

Roger got up so fast you though he would surely break an ankle

He was running around like a chicken with its head cut off

He was getting your bag and the baby’s bag and he was calling people who were wanted at the hospital

He barely noticed you struggling to get your shoes on and make your way to the car

You figured you’d have enough time to wait for Roger to notice you were gone before you really had to be at the hospital

It soon struck Roger that he was forgetting something...you

So he naturally panicked for a few minutes when he couldn’t find you, then realized you were probably already in the car

The drive to the hospital was full of stress (for Roger)

And so was getting out of the car

And so was walking into the hospital

And so was signing into the hospital

And so was getting to your room

And so was talking to the doctor

If you can’t tell by now, Roger was stressed

You were honestly relaxed

It was probably the fact that you could look over at Roger and see that he was having a far worse mental breakdown than you were

So you just sat and patiently waited for the guys and your parents to arrive

Doctors and visitors came through continually

When your contractions started getting worse, you practically had Roger’s hand in a death grip

You could see Roger’s pained face as he tried not to pull away from you

This continued on and off and each time Roger’s attempts not to let go of you got better and better

Mentally you were laughing hysterically at him

In reality, you were using some rather colorful language in Roger’s direction

Like just imagine, your in the middle of a contraction and your telling your lovely boyfriend some rather violent things that you would do after you had the baby

And the guys walk in, freeze for a moment, and just leave as quietly as possible in terror of your wrath

When you were told that you had to start pushing, Roger basically had an aneurysm

“You’re doing great Y/N.”

“I love you darling.”

“We’re going to have a baby soon.”

He wouldn’t shut up

So when you turned to him and said “Roger...shut the fuck up. I am pushing a human being out of me and it would be so lovely if you could get your head out of your ass and be a nice, silent, comforting boyfriend.”

The complete horror that struck his face did give you some comfort

As soon as the doctor showed you your baby, both of you realized you’d never been happier

“I’m going to spend the rest of my life with you love,” Roger whispered to you as he pressed a kiss to your forehead

“All the stress and panic was so worth it.”

“Y/N, I didn’t know you were so stressed sweetheart.”

“Oh no, I meant dealing with your stress and panic was worth it.”

At that moment all that mattered to you was your family

You had only just met this perfect little person and you loved them more than anything

Attention: Please Read 👇

(So if y’all liked this, you should request some more stuff. I love hearing your ideas and I’ve finally started writing a new series. So, I’ll need some stuff to post while I’m writing that. I’m also happy to answer submissions that are just blurbs or literally venting about how fucking amazing Queen and 5sos are 😊. -C)

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson

Bridgerton Fic Rec Masterlist

Masterlists

Masterlist @regencyslxt

Masterlist @heloisedaphnebrightmore

Anthony Bridgerton

Credence @the-decency-of-merciful-lies

How far is too far @writingmyimagination

sham, pride, and illicit affairs. @peeterparkr (series)

Coming home again @misstonybridgerton (Masterlist)

Favourite Brother @elosiebridgerton (there are 2 parts)

The Deed of Right and Wrong @shelby-love

Anthony proposing @writeroutoftime

Brilliant Plan @heloisedaphnebrightmore

Courting Season @just-iimagine

My centerfold @inconsistentwriting

Fight or Flight @ijustwant2write

make me be true, make me be blue @iliveiloveiwrite

On His Mind @inknopewetrust

Stairs Solve Problems @ladywhistleclown

Beginning Again @just-iimagine (short with lots of angst and draaamaaa)

The Moment I Knew @mrsbbridgerton

Distraction @shelby-love

I want that with you @ijustwant2write

An old friend @imgoingtofreakoutnow

Worship at Your Altar @villainous-darling

Anthony Bridgerton having a soft spot for you would include: @libraryoffandomsuniverse

Dear Anthony @vintunnavaa

Benedict Bridgerton

Work of art @nelleicrain

Random Benedict imagine @sarahwaris

An Artist’s Touch @mrsbbridgerton (other two parts are linked in this one)

Short imagine @ladyanthonybridgerton

Wrong Conclusion @regencyslxt

Being Benedict’s Muse @libraryoffandomsuniverse

Rumors Spiral @inknopewetrust

I wonder what it’s like to be loved by you @iliveiloveiwrite

Behind the Bushes @shelby-love

A Secret Romantic @ijustwant2write

an artist’s eye @iliveiloveiwrite

Have You Never Been To a Farm @just-iimagine

the art of pining @fqjth

untold truths @daydream-hoe

Colin Bridgerton x reader or oc

So this is love @elosiebridgerton

Fluff @ladycliffbelle1814

We Meet Again @regencyslxt

being newlyweds with colin would include... @writeroutoftime

These Moments @gryffindors-weasley

Eloise Bridgerton

Fools Together @writeroutoftime

Bridgerton Sibling

artemis and apollo @elosiebridgerton

Sibling rivalry @ynbridgerton

Your highness/I’ll be in ruins for you @netflixton

Bridgerton Boys

Valentines day with the Bridgerton Men: Courting and Married @just-iimagine