🙄🙄🙄🙄 I Know Dad Did Some Horrible Things, Mum Has Too But Nothing As Bad As These “marauders”.

It’s 2020 and it’s a crime that there is little to no Lunarry fan art

reblog if you ship hookerbell (hook/tink)

just out of curiosity.  i saw an anon (very rudely) tell a friend that no one shipped it.

The perfect song for the world to end with: : @markiplier’s The last goodbye!

Things that are not pedophilia:

A 17 year old dating an 18 year old.

A 30 year old dating a 50 year old.

A 60 year old character shipped with an immortal one.

An underage character, but aged up.

Drawing a character with their shirt off.

Liking a tweet in which a character has their shirt off.

Liking a ship that wouldn’t be okay in real life, but finding it interesting in a fictional context.

Having an opinion on whether or not something in this movie or book constitutes pedophilia.

Watching a cartoon outside of your age demographic.

Things that are pedophilia:

An attraction to real children.

Posting this here as I won’t write it but Prompt, I guess:

- Dad (Snape) runs an apothecary/potions shop in Hogsmede while Mum (Mcgonagall) still teaches (Lupin is constant dada prof but Dad can’t complain as he doesn’t have kids at Hogwarts and Slughorn and maybe some others who aren’t story important are potions prof), Mum meets Dad for some potion or other reason and bam! Relationship! (Haven’t decided if Dad will be a death eater or not still but up to writer if people use this rubbish) (I JUST WANNA SHARE!)

This is damn adorable! And I can totally see it happening!

WALLEVE Movie Night headcanons

- When WALL-E found out more than one movie existed, his mind was in a state 1000 times more overblown than the standard “Mind-blown” response. 

- His iPod doesn’t work with most movies, but they can use the big computer in the building attached to EVE’s greenhouse to watch nearly any movie that’s ever been released digitally (see my fanfic “EVE’s New Directive” if you want to know more about the greenhouse. Okay shameless plug over :D)

- If WALL-E is picking a movie, he just reads the summary and goes “This one”. Conversely, EVE looks up the film to see how much box office it made or if the reviews are passable (she tries to act professional about it, but she actually relies on old social media responses)

- Of course, WALL-E adores older musicals. EVE found a pile made by anyone related remotely to Hello, Dolly-which led to the discovery of gems such as Singin’ in the Rain.

- He’s tried to reenact his favourite scenes before, and EVE LOVES that.

- EVE’s more of a Skydance movie person (Skydance is the studio behind the action scenes in recent Mission Impossible films and Top Gun: Maverick). She really gets into the action sequences and because of this, finds it a little hard to watch older action films as their pacing is rather slow.

- If watching a movie in EVE’s vein, WALL-E gets into the human subplots, no matter how badly written they are. EVE finds this adorable.

- EVE also likes watching horror movies ironically. WALL-E knows those films aren’t real, but the jumpscares can make him collapse back into cube form (even if he expected them). If this gets too bad EVE pauses and they just cuddle for a bit.

- WALL-E has no self-restraint and will watch seven seasons of a show in a day if he gets started.

- WALL-E also wants nothing but the happiest endings for the characters, and can’t help but feel a bit sad if an ending doesn’t end like that.

- Occasionally, if he’s really torn up about it, EVE would look around for a fix-it fic or a fan ending just to put it at risk. This is a task reserved for the most dire of situations, as EVE gets curious and sometimes accidentally pokes around in a fanfic that’s not exactly what she’s looking for.

- During the most romantic moments, they can be seen subconsciously holding hands again.

- Hal tends to sit in EVE’s bowl instead of WALL-E’s shoulder after one incident where WALL-E got jumpscared and accidentally squished Hal when retracting his head.

- There’s been talk of making WALL-E and EVE’s story into a movie, but everyone’s waiting for the technology to be restored and for the right person with the right vision to develop it. Both WALL-E and EVE are rather enthusiastic to play their own parts, alongside most of the other robots.

Feel free to reblog and add more!

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That’s adorable!!

BIG fan of WALL-E holding things in his "eyebrows" pen-behind-the-ear style.

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I can see this happening in like the evening Jane gets home from school and Bert turns to Cec and goes “oh right! It’s night time, we’d have to break in! Let’s wait till the morning!”

*after Bert hears Jane is being bullied*

Bert: Where does this guy live?

Cec: Bert, we’re not going to beat up a little kid.

Bert: Why not?

Cec: Why do you think?