Currently Trying To Pick Out Which Of My Friends With No Open Opinion On Pro Vs Anti To See Who I Can

A small rant, But i am tired of people saying a succubus is a girl and an incubus is a boy because NUH UH! A succubus is someone who STEALS YOUR CUM!!!! YUH HUH! THEY TAKE SHAPE OF WHAT YOU FIND SEXY THAN STEAL YOUR FUCKING CUM!

THEN THE FUCKING SUCCUBUS WILL TURN INTO AN INNCUBUS WITH YOUR CUM AND guess what? An incubi IMPREGNATES PEOPLE WITH YOUR CUM!!! THEY GO TO PEOPLE ACTING LIKE WHAT THEY FIND SEXY AND MAKE THEM PREGO WITH YOUR CUM!

PLEASE THINK OF HOW MUCH HOTTER THE SUCCUBUS AND INCUBUS STORIES COULD BE IF PEOPLE KNEW THIS AHHHHHHH

On a side note, imagine someone so touch starved that an incubus or succubus comes to visit them and all they wanna do is keep them as their forever cuddle snuggle buddy

BROTHERLY BONDING?1

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Welcome to the proship side of tumblr, it's good to have you here!😊

THANK YOU SO MUCH! I've been here for three days and I've already had such an amazing time thanks to people like you!

Dear god please, I don't wanna go back in my Simpson Phase that is legit just me looking up Sad Bart edits and trying to make him gay.

And homer is here too, ogg, I'm gonna have another Simpson's phase that will make me cry.

Every day I get a little bit closer to wanting to do and host a massive tumblr art trade art blog event that's like Art Fight but for proshippers and is like CreativeClash but I'm the one in charge and doing it and hosting the fun team theme polls and stuff pensive 😔

I also get a little closer to wanting to host Proship roleplay blogs where people can look for RP partners

You know what I've realized? Antis are pulling the same schtick conservatives will pull when they see a gay person on TV!

'If you watched this gay person on screen, you might become gay!'

"If you shipped these Brothers , you might normalize it and fuck your brother!"

There is a deep rooted part of me that wishes to make an 'Anti' tumblr blog, where I do what I do here but anti style, gain a bunch of followers and stuff, then make a final post saying 'Sorry guys, i am a proshipper now. This space makes me miserable." And end it on that.

I probably won't because i actually WILL be miserable.

Hi i just wanted to talk about that post you wrote how alot of proship ppl have ocs with pink hair because I HAVE AN OC E9TH PINK HAIR AND IM PROSHIP

I felt called out in the funniest way possible lmfao thanks friend! 🌸💖

AH AHA AH AHAHAHAHAHAH Every time I see that post I get so unreasonably happy because there is surely a Proship Pink out there. I thought I'd get more people telling me 'NUH UH PROSHIP BLUE! GREEN! ANY COLOR BUT PINK!" but it stands Proship Pink is THE PINK!

So small but so loud ToT

Basically every artist and/or writer over the age of 25 is proship.

Sorry to break it to you, but the creators of your favorite shows, comics, and video games are most likely all proship.

Your therapists and psychologists would be considered proship. Your school teachers would most likely be considered proship. Hell, most of you have parents that would be considered proshippers.

The mass majority of people can understand the concept of a fictional story being harmless. Antis, you're the minority.