Dear God Please, I Don't Wanna Go Back In My Simpson Phase That Is Legit Just Me Looking Up Sad Bart

So I created this Proshipper Burner account yesterday

And I'm so happy to FINALLY see all the Proshippers people have been holding their crosses against. My god, Y'all are so chill. I am so happy to have fellow 'Just cuz I like it in fiction doesn't mean I condone it' people.

It's always fun reminding my friends that making two ten year olds gay in south park is the least of the worst things they've done to Craig and Tweek, let alone the kids in general.

Still a weird conversation to have.

Here's a fun Problematic Ship Tumblr game for me (or anyone interested in joining) to do.

You, *taps* YES! You! In the comments, I want you to put two emojis together - ANY COMBO! It could mean something like 🍖 🌈 or it could just be your favorite emojis like 🐝🫶 or it can be the weirdest most specific emojis that you personally feel would be near impossible to make into a character like 🫚🕕. K? Any emoji combo, put them in the comments. This will be character one.

Now you, *pokes* yeah, you! You're gonna respond to the first comment with another set of emojis. Could be the first two emojis that show up in your last used like 🕕🫚, it could be two emojis you didn't even know existed like 🎆〽️, or it could be emojis that are used often like 😔❤️. K? Just take two emojis and respond to the first guy. This will be character two.

Now, finally, one last guy- You! *Grabs* You will respond to the emoji people describing what makes the above characters problematic! Maybe you could say something simple and common like 'Oh yeah, 🍖 🌈 and 🕕🫚are cousins!" It could be something that isn't actually problematic, but Antis make it problematic like "🐝🫶 and 🎆〽️ are best friends from childhood!" Or you can go really specific like "😔❤️ is a teen shota/loli who just got into sophomore year and 🫚🕕 is the gym teacher who is also actually their aunt/uncle who is abusive and grooming them." Just take something problematic to antis and SLAP it onto the emojis. K?

Now finally, it will be up to ME- Or you know, anyone else who just gets a creative spark from the prompt- To draw them! I'll probably make a mini reference sheet, I'll draw them to their lore! I'll maybe draw them into a normal couple! I'll maybe name them idk, and best of all? I'll perchance write them their own lil story and background and shit! Yay, yay, yippee! Then we can all gather around and laugh and feel amused.

Huzzah! Please leave your emojis in the comments >:) I might add my own emoji combos if I feel like it. And feel free to add as many emojis combos as you'd like, idc I just wanna draw Problematic couples.

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HELLO!

Gosh, that would be so nice! Someone went ahead and made me a better version (which I am so so grateful for!) but I would be interested in learning actual good design comp though! Maybe one day I could create a bunch of blinkies.

My design sucks but

I created my own Proshipper warning tag for me. It's ugly as fuck, but it gets my point across and has my fictional boyfriend. I will gladly take any tips to make this look not as ugly. Banner design is not one of my skill levels lmao ToT

NSFW post y'all

I have watched too much 'hardcore' porn. (Porn where they slap each other or smth along that lines). Suddenly, however, I am bored of it. Now I'm bored and can't fantasize.

I was told the pipeline was 'Your brain craves more! It wants more hardcore stuff! Harder core."

...

When will that happen?

Or is there, like, a point where you've gone as far as your brain will let you before it reset? Because suddenly, all of my kinks in porn are gone. Now I'm looking up emo boys kissing and giggling like I did when I was TWELVE! I'VE RESET! I LOST MY SPICE!

And it's not even in sex! Just porn. What happened to my FLAVOR???

It's funny. When i was younger, I would often thing about how it wasn't realistic for a gay man to wanna bottom if he was having sex for the first time. So when i fetishized yaoi, I would always imagine whoever I deemed the bottom having to get pressured into bottoming to find out he liked it.

Turns out years later, I just like Non-Con

YEAH YEAH THAT IS YEAH THAT IS ONE OF THE SKIPS I LIKE D OH MY GOSH TTHAR IS MY FAVORITE INCEST SHIP

I AM HEARING THAT PERSON OUT BECAUSE IA ALREADY AGREE

HEAR ME OUT!!! HEAVY X DEE FROM METAL FAMILY

No I don't 🙏

@rayday-mayday @proshipezreal @strawberryangelx08 and open part because I can't find my moots

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

I saw you wanted people to ask you stuff over that reblog, so I'll ask a few.

What was it that made you realize you're proship/what changed your beliefs?

What are your favourite things about your F/O(s)?

And ( apart from High Guardian Spice ) what are some shows/movies/games/books/franchises that you like?

Oh my gosh, hi ray :3

1. Growing up, there was always a part of me that didn't believe that the media I consumed was gonna affect my morals. I always liked power dynamics and age gaps and even when I was on the Anti side, I never agreed fully with what they said. So I would always try and find anti videos that would validate what I specifically liked. But then one day, few months ago, I was scrolling on YouTube and I got a recommendation from a YouTuber I had subbed too. He rarely posted so I clicked on it right away and it was a video about how he liked a tennicallly kinda cringe show that sexualize underaged girls and monsters. He, his friends, and his girlfriend would watch it every week when a new episode went out. Than he went in about why some people hated certain shows for having adult themes such as Goblin Slayer opening with a rape scene unlike another show that did the same thing. Then it ended with a long sit down talk about how you can like whatever show you want no matter the themes because it doesn't affect how you act in real life and that was the moment where I was like 'Oh. I just watched a Pro ship video and agreed with it.'

2. Gosh where do I start with Slime Boy. I love his voice so much. People say his mic is bad, I can understand him fine. I love his singing voice, I love how he's arguably the most simple design in the show yet he manages to stand out so easily. I love how relaxed he always is. He is def coded to be high all the time. I love his skeleton costume because it blessed me with this picture:

3. Off the top of my head I am in the: MHA fandom, MLP fandom, Disney fandom but specifically the part where people make those cross over music videos where they edit the characters interacting, The Metal Family (I am so there for Heavy x Dee, it was the first ship I allowed myself to like after that video I watched), The Coffin of Any and Leyley although i haven't played the second chapter yet, Miraculous Ladybug because i actually don't like it but i am addicted, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Horrid Henry because I love boys who get abused, Spiderverse movies, The Owl house, Don't Toy With Me the indie game, and possibly more I've forgotten