Why Does Everyone Say “house-wife” Or “house-husband” When “House-spouse” Is Not Only Gender

t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

Imagine your icon forcing you to learn a fake language

I feel like I've reblogged this before, but I'll REBLOG IT AGAIN

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

This strange sound can mean ‘yes’ in the Swedish language.

Out of anything I could have expected or anticipated, this was no where close.

I found a gem. A glossary of fandom terms.

http://www.ainself.net/irony/get_medieval/fandomvocab.htm

Plaga?

scientists recently discovered the body of a giant sea spider like organism in antarctic waters. the origin of this species is unknown, and it is unclear whether or not there are more of these terrifying creatures roaming the oceans.

New favourite joke:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”