When Your Teacher Says You Can’t Use First Person Pronouns In Your Writing

laptopped:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

y is a vowel???

三

Three horizontal lines = 3

Moving right along.

AUSTRALIAN SLANG IS WEIRD AND WRONG AND UNHOLY

I realized that linguistics has "ling" in it.

I'm so happy.

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

五

5 = 三 and 'h' overlapped.

High five!

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

I feel like I should change my icon to Ling (Yao) just for posts like these.

Imagine your icon stealing your birthday cake from the table and slinking off to hide somewhere and eat it for themselves.