First One I Ever Played Was My Dad's Old Atari

YAS! Not gonna miss this!

Exactly

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

I'm cup, froyo and two scoop

I’m waffle

🦇💗🐺

vibe check

your last three used emojis are your vibes.

I NEED a good week!

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

Now THIS...IS GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!

No male WWI pinups exist yet so my gay ass decided to change that at 1 AM and I ended up looking like a propaganda poster with homoerotic undertones so

Pet!

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Minecraft with no edges

Did I just watch a whole fucking saga on Tumblr?

BY THE CODS HE WILL RETURN! AND LEAVE US TO FLOUNDER IN HIS POOL OF LIFE.

“As for me, I’ve been shrimpin’ for millenia”