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Mohamad has lost so much and now he’s drowning in debt trying to keep his sister and her five kids safe. He needs our help to bring them to safety and start anew.
We’re 25% of the way there (€5,030/€20,000). Every euro counts. Every share matters. Regardless of his name, skin color, or religion—this is about humanity.
Donate & share: Donation Link
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@bilal-salah0 Here
Please, let’s make this happen. 🙏
Did the Rock just roast himself?
YES
YEAH!
Wahoo, it’s wiggly Wednesday!!!
That is oddly soothing...
The way those wings move!
YES!
3 ghosts of Luigi’s Mansion 3 drawn with legs! -Steward -Amadeus Wolfgeist -King Macfright
May this masterpiece live on forever!
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
urgent / A chance to save a life at a critical moment
Please share and reblog to save my family 🙏🌹
🆘/To Alaa and my family in Gaza
My dear friends
I hope everyone will donate and share my story.
Lest we forget!
We must not forget our past boys…
Best. Class. EVER
[Start Caption]
*Someone offscreen is filming a scene of a red pizza delivery car outside of a closed classroom window with the subtitles 'Our sub didn't show up, so we ordered pizza in speech class😭'*
*The pizza delivery driver left their car and moves around the car and walks towards the classroom window while holding a pizza warming bag*
(The deliveryman reaches the window and while a hand goes to open the bottom half of the window halfway) *People in the background* Everybody listen- Go Go! Ok!'
*A blonde teenage crouches next to the window* 'Watch out, bro.' *class collectively laughs*
(Pizza deliveryman) There's a bunch of adults over there.
*The deliveryman reaches the open window as the person near the window holding a wad of cash lays the wad at the windowsill, the deliveryman slides two pizza boxes twice as the person near the window grabs them and places them on a table near the window in the classroom*
(Person near window) Ok, there's your money, bro, there's your money, you got like a 15 dollar tip, probably more than that.
(Pizza deliveryman) You guys are cool for doing this, all of you.'
(Window person) Se ya man.
(Pizza deliveryman) Hey what's up?
(Person near window)Have fun bro (person in background) bring in the pizzas.
*The camera moves to show the stack of pizza boxes on the table near the window. The top box has a logo on it with the words, "Ma Zerella's"*
*The person near the window closes it as some of the classmates emits shrieks of joy and laughter while others shush them*
*The camera pans to show the rest of the class before focusing on a empty desk*
[End caption]