Chaos.

eleven year olds need book series filled to the brim with violence and crime. it's like enrichment for them

for all my fellow glasses wearers

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A drawing of Ezra Bridger from last year

i can only imagine some poor lucasfilm intern scrambling to open as many fortune cookies as they can to turn in their “clone wars opening lines” list on time

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

Stills and closeups under the cut, including the beard & glass Jeff Goldblum look 😏

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

I like all of this but "Hondo is himself" is perfection

Barriss needs to be trapped in a nice fairytale world for a while. We can Wizard of Oz isakai her there.

Luminara is the witch.

Kit Fisto is the prince [Duh.]

Anakin and Obi-Wan are the Princesses royal guards.

Ahsoka and Padme are said princesses.

Plo Koon is that one really nice wizard.

Yoda sells potion ingredients.

Ventress is the weird swamp witch that doesn't actually hurt anyone

Hondo is himself

Shaak Ti is the good witch.

Cad Bane is the huntsman.

Palpatine turns Barriss into a swan [He's actually chill in this AU. He turns her because he feels like it's the best thing for whatever the hell this is]

Savage, Maul, and Feral accompany Barriss a LOT.

Tarkin is the King [fight me]

Meanwhile, Barriss IRL is essentially in a coma. Kit comes to visit her as often as he can because the war is over. Yoda also starts coming when he realizes that Luminara isn't coming for her Palawan.

When she wakes up from her coma, she sees Anakin, Kit, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Aayla, fucking TARKIN is there. Barriss doesn't even look for her master before kissing Kit and hugging Ahsoka.

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue