me: hey remember that silly werewolf show that you liked when you a weird little teenager? y'know what'd be funny, if you rewatched-
*gets shot by the hyperfixation beam*
...ah damnit
Stiles: "Why are you awake? It's barely morning."
Derek: "Werewolves are naturally attuned to sunrise."
Stiles: "Or you're just old."
Derek: "I'm not old."
Stiles: "Says the guy who groans like a grandpa every time he stands up."
Derek: "You're one smart-ass comment away from me hiding your car keys."
Stiles: "Joke's on you lost them two days ago."
Derek: "Are you even listening to me?"
Stiles: "I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too distracted by your whole broody-alpha thing. Very intense."
Derek: "I will literally throw you into the lake."
Stiles: "See? Intense."
Stiles: I am the best at it. Maybe of anyone. If you even care.
They are both terrible at this but somehow work it out
Imma sit down and hope thE audio works now u..u
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