Maxxifer - Reject Canon, I’m The Captain Now

I know, usually, Derek is written as the type to do the "I'll let the world burn for you" shit but realistically, he's too much of a martyr for that. He will jump in the fire if it means others would go unscathed.

Now, Stiles? Stiles is the balls to wall unhinged one. He would let the world burn for Derek, for his pack. If you give him a reason, if you hurt what’s his? He’ll go full scorched earth without hesitation

he's just so babygirl

Stiles: "Why are you awake? It's barely morning."

Derek: "Werewolves are naturally attuned to sunrise."

Stiles: "Or you're just old."

Derek: "I'm not old."

Stiles: "Says the guy who groans like a grandpa every time he stands up."

Derek: "You're one smart-ass comment away from me hiding your car keys."

Stiles: "Joke's on you lost them two days ago."

can you take my white ass to funkytown

They deserve all the happiness

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

been considering writing a sterek fanfic for a little while now, but as usual I ended up accidentally crafting a whole fucking plot to the point where I'm basically outlining an entire Teen Wolf season before any of that sweet sweet gay shit even happens.

...we'll see if I ever write one word of it down lol

Something something werewolf physiology something """advanced healing""" something increased reactions to perceived cellular damage something overactive melanocytes-

Anyway. Freckled Derek - what do we think, chat?

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions