Christ I Really Wasn’t Kidding

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

happy holidays!

#can’t believe this is our beloved dylan o’brien

oh yes it's that time of year again

the character

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

TEEN WOLF ( 2011 - 2017 )

Stiles: Derek is playing hard to get. Stiles: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Derek: Damn, we're locked out.

Stiles: Don't worry, I got this.

Stiles: *takes a hammer out of his backpack and smashes the lock*

Derek: You just...keep a hammer in your bag?

Stiles: You don't know everything about me.