Stiles: Derek Is Playing Hard To Get. Stiles: Little Does He Know, I'm A Master At Playing Hard To

he's just so babygirl

listening to phil collins

God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.

oh yes it's that time of year again

Derek: Damn, we're locked out.

Stiles: Don't worry, I got this.

Stiles: *takes a hammer out of his backpack and smashes the lock*

Derek: You just...keep a hammer in your bag?

Stiles: You don't know everything about me.

they traumatized a man with big brown doe eyes and a slutty waist and they want me to be normal about it ?

actually i do find it hilarious that Derek was all ‘i’m a real actual werewolf with experience of being a werewolf and i can give you advice about how to be a werewolf because i am a werewolf’ and Scott was like ‘sorry my completely human 16 year old best friend just took a double-dose of adderall and went on an 8 hour wikipedia spree so i think he’s got me covered on the werewolf advice stuff :)’

a wonderful ao3 author note

He who runs with wolves learns to howl.

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I’m not a lover or a fighter. I’m a hater talking shit from a safe distance.