Authors Who Post Like This Are So Deliciously Unhinged. At This Point It’s Not Even A Fic- It’s A

Siri, play Starship's "Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now."

Isaac: I need some… not-legal things… and you can’t ask why.

Stiles: Sure, so long as you don’t ask how.

Isaac: Deal.

Stiles: What do you need?

Isaac: Mountain ash, human bone, and a gun.

Stiles: *pulls all 3 out of his pockets*

Isaac: *equally amazed, confused and terrified*

Isaac: …

Stiles: …

Isaac: … Okay, cool. Thanks.

Stiles: Any time.

derek: I wish there were a better way to deal with Peter

stiles: There is, but we’re both too pretty for jail

So I work with animals as a day job and I’m constantly in and out of the vets from day to day and because of this job I know a lot about canine behaviour as well as y’know the basic medical knowledge that’s involved with all that.

All that to say that having that specific niche of education makes Scott McCall so fucking funny to me bc if he has the same training I had (which he should’ve gotten bc otherwise there is NO way Deaton would let him help out with clients like he does in the show), I know for a fact that this boy - after finding out that he was a werewolf - IMMEDIATELY went over the unvaxxed animal/stray dog protocol on himself.

Like I can’t get the image out of my head where like every year Scott drags everyone to Deaton’s office to get their rabies, lepto, distemper, flea/tick/worms treatment, etc.

When Melissa found out Scott probably sighed in relief like, “omg mom this is actually great, could you and all of my still human friends actually get your vaccines just in case?” And Melissa was like “holy shit kid WAY ahead of you.”

Half the werewolves are probably confused even after so long bc they heal right? They are basically immune to a lot of stuff that would harm a typical person or canine, but Scott still insists bc he’s not taking chances goddamnit.

God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.

#can’t believe this is our beloved dylan o’brien

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