Cool Snek, Will Reblog When I Next See Her In 312 Years.

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

Tumblr is still alive and kicking folks.

Oh look, another heritage post- and still quite terrifying to read.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

This is beautiful.

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

That is indeed the cleanest Jellyfish Jam ever recorded.

You can have your reblog-

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

Very nice! Might try and sketch one of my own.

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After a while I was finally able to focus on finishing this guide xD

Underground Woker Drones, a subtype of Worker Drones!

I made this because there were a couple of people asking if they could make a drone similar to mine sooo x'D

Feel free to create you own Underground Worker Drone (UWD)!

For any question about them you can contact me!

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