That Is Indeed The Cleanest Jellyfish Jam Ever Recorded.

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Unlike the previous post, this is one I actually regret reading. However, I am invested.

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62246865/chapters/159243797

Hello people- retrying my last post. Say hi to my first fic. Feel free to comment, and I am open to constructive criticism

A truly broken post... What did this poor soul do to deserve such a fate?

Dropkicks him down the stairs affectionately

Nope, not risking angering Madame Zeroni.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

I'd never expected this to hit my dash in the year of 2024.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE