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One day i will stop using Tumblr like Advanced Reddit and actually contribute to posts instead of just liking and scrolling. But it is not this day...

Thinking serenely about the time I proposed that in the world of Star Trek, extremely online Klingons are loosely organized into violently opposing camps based on whether they consider it appropriate to post fanfiction where someone behaves dishonorably

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

Dana just posted some old art of hers!!!

"Caramelldansen" is a 3 minute 30 seconds long song released in 2001 by Swedish band "Caramell" in 2006 a "nightcore" remix of was created by speeding the song up 19.838% this remix has largely replaced the original in the general consciousness. Last week your cousin, who shall remain unnamed, made a "daycore" remix of said remix by slowing it down 20%

What is the length of your cousins remix?

why didn't they name my cousin

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

my fave game i imagine they play on ds9 is who’s gonna carry the odo bag this mission. do they draw straws? is it on rotation like a chore wheel? is it like an annoying punishment or does everyone lowkey want to be the one to carry their backpack buddy and throw him dramatically to reveal that it’s NOT a random satchel but in fact goo man