Marrinera-sauce - Untitled

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

"Caramelldansen" is a 3 minute 30 seconds long song released in 2001 by Swedish band "Caramell" in 2006 a "nightcore" remix of was created by speeding the song up 19.838% this remix has largely replaced the original in the general consciousness. Last week your cousin, who shall remain unnamed, made a "daycore" remix of said remix by slowing it down 20%

What is the length of your cousins remix?

why didn't they name my cousin

the thing you need to understand is that mario is not a young skinny guy. mario is a kindly old uncle to me. and he's fat, and thats fine. like. he's like an uncle who would babysit you as a kid and he never yells at you and would make you the best plate of spaghetti you've ever had, and when he leaves you can't wait to see him again. he loves going on adventures and he loves his brother and he loves the mushroom kingdom. and like he's a silent character in the RPGs but (to me) in the sense that he's just a quiet, humble guy who prefers to listen and when you're talking you can tell that he's listening and he cares. if you got interrupted in mid-sentence by someone else, mario would ask you to carry on where you left off when there was a chance. if you were walking in a group and you had to stop to tie your shoe, and everyone else went on without you, mario would wait for you patiently. i dont mind if you ship him and peach but to me he doesnt rescue her because of romantic love, he's just a good guy who wants to help out. this is my truth. mario is not Crisp Rat. mario is a nice older man and i stand by this. i love you mario mario.

Being autistic and having social interactions is just that episode of Deep Space Nine where O'Brien gets suspicious of everyone on the station because they're treating him differently and acting like replicants only for him to find out HES THE REPLICANT.

Thinking serenely about the time I proposed that in the world of Star Trek, extremely online Klingons are loosely organized into violently opposing camps based on whether they consider it appropriate to post fanfiction where someone behaves dishonorably

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

gender to me is like a car i dont really want one and society would be much better if it was not structured around it. but i got one because it helps me get around and sometimes its fun to make it go fast

One day i will stop using Tumblr like Advanced Reddit and actually contribute to posts instead of just liking and scrolling. But it is not this day...