Did You Finally Get Rid Of Those Pesky Teeth Snatchers?

Where did all of your teeth go?

Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?

Do not worry, you can still get them back!

You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you

Just don't bother reading too much into it

After all, what you sign there does not matter

Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}

This question is for anyone who had close encounters with their (or someone else's) bones

How exactly did they smell like?

I'm having trouble remembering smell of my own bones so I wanted to ask others to share their experiences

Teeth

T

Eeeeee

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h

Crunch cruncH

Did you ever find teeth growing from plants out in the woods?

Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

They aren't approved by bone provider.

These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)

I'm back from the decade long search for lost teeth in the void

Had to beat up some teeth snachers

Now I have all their stolen goods

Who wants some teeth on the house?

Show your mouth stones as frequently as you can

You know

To show dominance

Just had to fight a dozen suspicious ladies off of my blog

This has to be the latest ploy of the teeth snatchers to keep me distracted so they can steal all my extra teeth

Bone provider is close

I can feel it in my bones

They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible

Be wary of teeth snatchers in your neighbourhood

They might seem harmless, but their licences have been expired for some time, yet they continue with their practice

So unprofessional...

It's literally 3am and the only thing I can think about is how I have all of my ex mouth-stones in a tiny box on a shelf above me

Truly magnificent morning

Bones have been harvested while they were still ripe