Did You Ever Find Teeth Growing From Plants Out In The Woods?

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

Floating trough the infinite nothing is kinda like being submerged in very dark water

You hear a constant hum of void and occasional guttural scream

I wander how I ended up there

This question is for anyone who had close encounters with their (or someone else's) bones

How exactly did they smell like?

I'm having trouble remembering smell of my own bones so I wanted to ask others to share their experiences

Art thou ready?

The bone harvest is about to begin

Hold tightly onto your woven baskets and prepare to push your cold hands into the shallow river soil

Get your self some fresh bones while they're still not moving on their own (it's way easier that way)

Who knows what kind of creature you may discover

Where did all of your teeth go?

Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?

Do not worry, you can still get them back!

You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you

Just don't bother reading too much into it

After all, what you sign there does not matter

Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}

Just another foggy night at the park

Teeth

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Sometimes I just think about what would happen if one day bone provider, out of nowhere, decided to take all of our bones away

We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs

Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now

This is simply not true

I will NOT have a bone stealing gnome tell me what is and what is not the truth

I demand you return that femur at once!

Do not give your bones to country gnomes

They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied

All hail the bone provider for they provide us with all bone structures we need

And one day they shall reclaim them all