This Is My Apology To The One Piece Fandom, I Said I’d Never Watch A Show That Long Bc It Can’t Be

I’m now realizing that pronouns and gendered terms hit different for me when I’m speaking different languages

ms/miss: ew no I hate it but I’ll suffer through

Mr/sir: I’m ripping my soul apart with rage

Madame: uh fck no

Monsieur: YAHHHH PLZZZZ I LOVE ❤️❤️

小姐(xiaojie): cute fun, I can deal

先生（xiansheng): such a vibe, feels chill

I think ppl tend to brush over the loneliness of brain trauma and how isolating it is to be recovering from a tbi (traumatic brain injury)

I've been in recovery for 2yrs and something I don't think ppl fully understand is how when ur trying to “move on” and “go back to normal”, your body doesn't move like your body anymore.

It doesn't feel like your body anymore.

There is nothing more devastating than trying live your life in a body that doesn't feel like yours or work like the body you once had. Like how tf do you expect me to move on when my limbs don't feel like my limbs?!

You're left mourning the death of the body you once had and no one else sees or knows how disconnected from yourself you feel.

Brain damage sucks

Listening to Sailor Song by Gigi Perez picturing Namivivi and Zolu like the lesbian yearner I am

My friend making their fursona:

Yeah I was thinking of just calling him dog, ya know? It’s cute and funny and it matches his silly little face and paws 🤗

Me:

They will be called The False Prophet for they are a fallen angel that has been banished into damnation for deceiving god and not trusting his wishes. I will dress in sacrilegious attire with horns and a torn back to showcase where my wings had been ripped.

Glad Sanji isn’t real bc they wouldn’t be able to handle seeing I Saw The Tv Glow without at least 4 mental breakdowns

Listen, I love seeing soft, yearning, bakudeku.

BUT…..

Guys, they are not gonna be that gentle with each other all the time, they’ve been friends(?) since childhood, Midoryia isn’t afraid to talk back to Bakugo, the two bicker like an old married couple.

Enough of the wholesome cuddling in bed asleep art where everything is perfect— those two would FIGHT for the blankets, limbs are thrown everywhere, Midoryia squirms so much trying to get to sleep bc he can’t turn his brain off, which in turn keeps Bakugo awake. If they try cuddling, Bakugo gets too warm and sweaty, Midoryia steals all the sheets and they always wake up tangled and discombobulated.

I also love the idea of Midoryia realizing bakugo has a deviated septum because the guy snores like a fog horn. This then leads to Bakugo finding out that it’s actually not normal to stop being able to breathe when eating or drinking (does not take this well)

I want to see more petty arguments, arguing over produce prices in the grocery store, Bakugo sending Midoryia to the grocery store with a specific list and pictures or else he gets overwhelmed with all the options in front of him (and bakugo is picky)

I wanna see how big their All Might memorabilia collection would look like when they move in and the arguments that would ensue when it came to organizing it all.

(Midoryia wanted chronological order while Bakugo thought they should do coolest to still cool but not as cool order)

All this to say, they’re friends first before anything else. They know too much about the other, they’ve memorized the others quirks and faults, knowing the others mood just by how they pour their coffee in the morning. They’re too strong willed, stubborn characters that would squabble over silly things but be gentle and understanding when life gets serious.

I like to think that Jayce and Viktor where just flung into another timeline and in that timeline they get to live out their domestic, inventors in love dream where nothing bad happens and everyone is happy

I love to headcanon that with modern zolu, Luffy is always filming, they give me late 90s early 2000s home video vibes. From birthdays, vacations, home renovations, holidays—to when Luffy just thinks Zoro looks pretty—he’s gonna film it.

hi guys, can I ask what's your current favorite zolu headcanon?

“Stop making One Piece gay!”

The whole show is the found family trope

IT CANT GET GAYER THAN THAT.



I’m simple, I listen to a song about non-sexual intimacy and I think of zolu yearnings

This is my contribution to society