Latest Posts by m4gnu5-muff1n5 - Page 2
He keeps the cracked glasses in the little bag and brings it every where after Polites dies, until it gets so grubby and eventually gets KACHOWED along with Eury and the rest (this probably doesn’t make sense, sorry)
Eurylochus looks like a guy who's good at sewing
Scrolled thru the epic the musical tag for to long and found this gem, so obviously I’m making fanart 😎😎
under cut:
POLITES MY LOVEEEEEE
remember that wip of epic themed foods I posted a while ago? it's done now!
but I might have not been open about what it REALLY was for...
welcome to the maid cafe au!
these drawing are supposed to be like promotional posters, I made them a while ago and now I don't like how they look so I'll remake them soon
WAIT I CAN POST PICS NOW LETS GOOOOOOOOO
ACTUALLY TWEAKING OUT WHY ISNT TUMBLR LETTING ME POST PICTURES 😭😭😭😭😭
Just James being a loser about his partners. That’s it thats the post.
Lily and Reg chibis under cut:
YIPPEEEEE :D
Found this comment under a role swapped cover of the song ‘Suffering’ and couldn’t stop laughing. Whoever that was, I love your brain
ACTUALLY TWEAKING OUT WHY ISNT TUMBLR LETTING ME POST PICTURES 😭😭😭😭😭
Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk
EDIT: I MEANT ‘OR COMMENTS’ NOT ‘ON COMMENTS’ SORRY :(
I don’t know how to explain this but Remus Lupin behaviour
there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die
SORRY FOR NOT POSTING ART FOR LIKE 20 YEARS CHAT DDDD:
Have an Aeolus as an apology… :[
Introducing my friend to EPIC and right after ‘Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies Closer’ they just immediately went, ‘It was Eurylochus.’ BRUH I THINK MY FRIEND IS THE PROPHET WITH THE ANSWERS WE SEEK 😭🙏🙏🤠🤠🤠
The Odyssey Modern AU: Christmas edition
For your consideration: the Odyssey but as a Hallmark Christmas movie where Odysseus travels to New York for work and is trying to get home to Hawaii?? (I needed a long domestic flight shhhhh it was either this or Vancouver to Newfoundland) in time for Christmas dinner with Penelope and Telemachus after missing it for the last 20 years straight
The Trojan War is some really big business venture or something that took literally forever for them to sign but they finally did it!!
Polyphemus keeps them after work threatening to get HR involved because they accidentally ate his lunch that he left in the fridge, Polites and some of his other coworkers get stuck there but Ody and the rest manage to escape the office
Athena is Odysseus' boss (and childhood friend) who told him to get everything done more efficiently so he could leave earlier but noooooo he didn't listen and guess who's cutting it close again
The wind bag: Aeolus (from another department, maybe distribution??) sends them home with snacks that they forget to declare and Poseidon the airport security guard sees them after Eurylochus opens the bag in the waiting area and pulls them into the security room until they miss their flight
Circe owns a local motel and wanted to kick them out because she doesn't trust so many dudes around her employees after past incidents, but her and Athena's mutual friend Hermes gives Odysseus some of her favourite tea as a peace offering and he tells her about his wife and kid and she's just like "fineeeeee okay you're a wife guy, I guess I can find you a room"
She calls them a taxi to the airport the next day and the driver Tiresias just keeps giving them ominous life advice and seems to know like... way too much about them and also they're not entirely sure he actually has his license
Odysseus gets a call from his mom like "where are you we're waiting for you" and he's like "I'm on my way home I promiseeeeeeeeee I'll be there this time"
The sirens are various sales reps at the airport
Scylla (baggage check employee) keeps some of them cuz their bags are too heavy so Ody and the rest head to the gate without them
Eurylochus brings snacks again (thinking Chicharron-style snacks, ones you're not supposed to bring on a plane) and Zeus detains them
The suitors are just the neighbourhours who bully Telemachus like "oooOOOOhhhhh ssuuuUUURrreee your dad is tOOOOtally gonna show up to Christmas this year" and making jokes about his mom
Athena (who did leave early and catch the original flight) scares them away and reassures Telemachus that his dad is on his way (while texting Odysseus "see I told you so")
She finds out Zeus is the one detaining them so she calls her dad like "please can you at least send Odysseus on his way, you literally know him, he's just a dumbass sometimes" so Zeus let's Odysseus go catch his flight but keeps the rest of them in security
Calypso is some lady he's seated next to on the plane who hits on him for the entire ten-hour flight
Poseidon, who got transferred to the other airport, recognizes Odysseus from before and pulls him into security again and Odysseus just rips into him until he lets him go
The neighbours are bullying Telemachus while he's out getting last-minute ingredients for dinner when some dude turns up and tells them off and threatens to get their parents so they all run off
Penelope's just like... "who are you and what have you done with my husband, how are you actually on time"
Insert sweet and sappy Christmas dinner with the entire family until Odysseus' sister goes "wait... where's Eurylochus?"
Eurylochus turns up at the door the next morning like "ODYSSEUS YOU MF I HAD TO CATCH ANOTHER FLIGHT-"
no words can explain how much I love this. Also, no I don’t think opening the briefcase would be a smart idea…
EPIC but minivan
Help.
I'm trapped on a road trip w/ a bunch of people from college. We're in a minivan, which is as nice as it sounds (I have no leg room and it smells like ass). It's been rough, we were all starving so we stopped at a gas station - I just wanted a fucking granola bar - but then one of our friends straight up got snatched and now everyone's just sitting awkwardly because we definitely left someone behind at the gas station but no one knows what TF to do. Bro and we barely got any food -
We've been trapped in stop and go traffic for the last three hours. THREE HOURS. We've nearly died so many times.
But okay, this is where it gets weird because the driver takes a random exit and we end up in this rich ass neighborhood. I know this guy, he's my buddy, he's usually a good driver and like pretty responsible. But he straight up parked the car, told us all to stay out, and walked into this fancy house???? Then bro came back, handed me a black briefcase and said: "Do not open it. It's the only we we're gonna get home".
And the he spent the next NINE HOURS checking on me in the rearview mirror to make sure I haven't fucked with his briefcase... like HELLO? Wtf did he just hand me!?
So now we're like 10 minutes from home, the roads are clear, and I stg I think I'm holding a briefcase full of cash. I low key feel like this is drug money. I don't know what's going on anymore. Send help: do I open the briefcase?
Ricky Potts HCs
[ THIS IS A ‘THEY LIVE’ AU CHAT, THEY LIVE!!! ]
Agender, He/She/They Pansexual
Based Count Dogulas on a scary dog her next door neighbour had.
Probably a Warrior Cats kid, I wouldn’t be suprised lol.
Spams ‘meow’ on his communication device to annoy Ocean
Probably listens to David Bowie, The B-20s and Lemon demon, idrk.
Likes neon colours, specifically fluoro purple.
Heterochromia. His left eye is blue and her right is green. :33
They dress like… uhhh sorta scenecore sorta comicbook nerdish??? Idrk how to explain it, but he deffo wears short sleeves over long.
His crutches are probably a very vibrant shade if magenta.
He has glow in the dark space stickers that they stick everywhere. On her face, on his crutches, on their sketchbook.
Speaking of sketches, he is an artist 100%. Like c’mon, he’s an oc maker and probably a furry, they would’ve picked up atleast a few drawing skills.
Gaslights ppl into thinking her full name is Rickolas or smthn
Likes fanta ( raspberry specifically ), bubblegum, sherbet and green lollies
Paints his nails bright lime green.
THESE ARE MY OWN SILLY HCS!!! IF U DON’T LIKE THEM FEEL FREE TO SCROLL!!!
Constance Blackwood HCs
[ THIS IS A ‘THEY LIVE’ AU CHAT, THEY LIVE!!! ]
She/Her Transfemme, Panromantic, Acesexual
Her favourite thing to bake is cupcakes. Once, post-cyclone accident she baked the choir cupcakes all based on their song. Ocean’s cupcake was coconut flavoured, Noel’s was red velvet, Misha was vanilla and choc chip, Ricky’s was strawberry, Penny’s was funfetti and her’s was fairy floss.
Knits. All her favourite clothing items are knitted.
Listens to Beach bunny, Taylor Swift, Peach riot and the Mean girls the musical soundtrack, idrk ( based off my very Connie coded buddy’s music taste )
Customises everything. Has stickers on her crusty laptop, and keychains and badges on her bag and has hand painted patterns on her jeans.
Definitely still believes in true love
Speaking of love, she was the one who asked Penny out first.
Watches Steven Universe
When she was still in her spiteful state towards Uranium, she’d write in her journal, but it’d just come out as very angry and aggressive scribbles in pink glitter gel pen.
Probably besties with Misha and makes kandi with him and Rickster lol.
Bright makeup girlie. Most iconis look is neon yellow and purple eyeliner.
Constantly trying to push the dress code. Non uniform cardigan, stripey rainbow tights under her skirt, dyed purple hair and wacky makeup. She gets told of by Ocean a lot for this.
Loves watching movies like Legally Blonde and Mean Girls with her partner Penny.
Wears alot of pastel pinks, blues, purples and yellows. >:3
Does the ‘what magical creature are you??’ Quizzes at the back of magazine’s religiously
Always give people some of her food when they forget lunch.
Owns a billion of sanrio merch. Favourite sanrio character is My Mellody.
Her brother is called Connor and the ages are like:
Constance: 17 Connor: 6
Collects washi tape but never uses it.
THESE ARE MY OWN SILLY HCS!!!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM FEEL FREE TO SCROLL!!!!
SOME SUGARSPACEDOLLS HEADCANONS
• They all have matching pjs they wear for sleepovers. (They all wear bunny onesies with their own accessories to add on to them)
• All got diagnosed with moderate to severe depression and they make Jokes about it to cope
• All three of them have extremely decorative and colorful lockers with silly sayings like “The only good food comes from the girl next to my locker” -Ricky
• Their ideal date hangouts are Constance’s house because the Blackwoods are extremely nice and there’s magically always food. Score.
• They all have different ways of showing affection. Constance shows affection by gifts, Penny shows affection by “deep” and “insane” very fast paced compliments, And Ricky shows affection through physical touch (He loves to receive it back, too!)
• Ricky often has glitter all over his body. (Because they all thought it’d be a good idea to give his crutches a little bit of magic. (Magic means random art stuff and especially glitter, nothing wrong with glitter!)
• They all need some time alone, not because they don’t like each other, but they all need their “me” time
• They all practice for choir concerts together. They practiced more together then with the other kids (AKA ocean)
• Penny has a self made doll collection with 50 percent of the dolls coming from Constance and Ricky. There’s dolls made of bags, straws, cardboard, aluminum, etc.
• They all don’t like 2 partners projects. So, they made a rotating schedule to keep things fair.
(That’s all for now! I hope you enjoyed!)
American Marauders
I'm full of spite. So American Marauders.
In this AU they're at a boarding school in New England (Ala Dead Poet's Society but slightly less cult-ish). This is mostly a list of their interests in the context of a high school.
James: Football quarterback. Not just because it's the stereotypical position, but because it's actually the most similar to a chaser position and also because it requires advanced knowledge of strategies and leadership skills. He'd also be into the photography and film club. I have no solid reason for this other than vibes. He feels artsy.
Remus: Astronomy club because the moon (original, I know), but also because I think he'd like the quiet and the science of it (there is science to astronomy, calculating orbits and shit). AP lit TA because I KNOW that boy would absolutely crush grading an essay or leading socractics. Similarly, he'd be a part of the school newspaper doing something creative or editorial
Sirius: Not huge on the resume booster extracurricular activities because he's spiteful of his legacy family. He probably was in the school band at the start (clarinet or French horn or something), but he'd quit in favor of guitar or bass. I think he'd join the astronomy club for an excuse to hang out with Remus, and he'd end up actually enjoying it.
Peter: This boy had a job. I feel like he has to have one for necesity purposes (work-study scholarship), but I also think he enjoys the structure of it. He'd work at the campus cafe or something similar. I feel like he'd also do something artistic sort of casually. I feel like he'd enjoy ceramics, it's very meditative. But I don't think he's really all that good at it (sorry Pete, you give me pathetic, untalented energy sometimes)
+ The girls.
Lily: Chem lab TA (I'm biased because I was a chem lab TA). She'd enjoy prepping chemicals and she responsible enough for it. She'd also enjoy the teaching and tutoring that comes with it. She's a good teacher. She'd also be a part of the school newspaper with Remus (that's how they become friends). I think she'd do something more informational or opinions based (maybe covering sports games....)
Mary: Art student. Like fine arts, not theatre. Not biased against theatre kids, it's just not her vibe, though I do think she'd help with set design and painting. In terms of art, I think she's a painter primarily but also ceramics and charcoal drawing and that kind of thing. I think she'd also be interested in some casual crafting related club like knitting or crocheting or something. Just peaceful.
Marlene: Soccer team! A striker or a midfielder I feel. It's the gayest sport I'm sorry. She's extremely committed to it, she runs cross country in the soccer off season to keep in shape. She'd probably be recruited for college. She'd probably be in the GSA (gay-straight alliance in the old days, gender and sexuality alliance in the modern day) but more casually.
Dorcas: Soccer team (also. Gay!). She'd be a goalie though. More patient, more defense oriented. I also feel like she'd be a TA for something history or debate related. I'm thinking either APUSH or perhaps a philosophy and government TA? I feel like she'd be great at that. I also feel she'd be the type with a lot of extra curriculars so perhaps a few more clubs. GSA with Marlene???
if anyone care... some yurious odypoli
I love the trans Telemachus au/headcanon because there's two ways it could go and both are equally funny:
- either he transitions while Ody is at war/at sea and then a god (probably Hermes) just goes to him and tells him "hey you actually have a son. Yeah, he transtioned. His name is Telemachus"
- OR he's transfem and comes out to both his parents after they reunite and then Ody's like "damn, that siren was actually right?????"
Lily introduced Sirius to the amazing muggle contraption that is the magic 8 ball.
Sirius consulted it for every minor decision he made for the rest of the week and also freaked out when he asked it if Remus loves him and it said the chances were high.
Listening to Little Wolf on loop isn’t enough, I need Telamachus to fucking upercut me.
OPEN ARMS (REPRISE) ~>
polites sits on the bank of the styx. having just recently entered the underworld, eurylochus spots him from a short distance. his eyes widen. polites notices him. then he smiles, weakly.
polities:…welcome back, my friend.
here’s something to consider:
sit with me by the river…?
a pause. eurylochus is frozen. polites’ brows furrow in concern.
polities: are you there, my friend?
eurylochus:…polites…
polites: have you lost all your pity
that you simply can’t sit with me?
eurylochus takes a long moment of hesitance, before undoubtedly relenting. he lets out a heavy sigh and treads over to sit by polites. after that, the two sit on silence for a moment.
polites: i’ve been waiting by the river banks
for at least 2 or 3 years
you, like i, would think time goes by quick
but, now i know, i fear:
we’ve got a century left to spend
and yet one thing rings true:
i love every single soul in our fleet
but i’ve been waiting to meet with you
tears bead in eurylochus’ eyes, and he can’t help but stare at his dear, deceased friend. polites stares back, with a hint of sadness, and yet, relief in his gaze.
polites: my friend…
i don’t blame you for forgetting to use open arms
i know that the world is cruel to those with hearts
and i know, that i can’t do much, but it’s a start:
do you need my open arms?
do you need my open arms?
polites holds his arms open towards eurylochus, a request. silence, with only the flowing of the styx and the soft wailing of souls to accompany it. eurylochus’s expression crumbles, and he leans into polites’ hug. the hug isn’t reciprocated on eurylochus’ part, but polites doesn’t mind. he knows the man is tired, so he lets him rest.
“You’ll forget me. You’ll forget.”
Alex Fierro and my silly lil Adrian design!! :3 Uhhhh yeah enjoy Magnus Chase nation [ there’s like 28 of us ]
Thinking about the Hotel Valhalla gang actually looking like raggedy spooky scary ghosts but the glamour makes them look normal. Like. How fucking sick would that be?!?!?! [ ik that it’s mentioned in book one that magnus looked spotless but eh lemme just throw it out the window ]
”i see protrayals of betrayals” ahh post
Suitors: Fight little wolf, fight!
*music slows*
*everything slows*
???: need some help?
Telemachus: what's going on here?!
Hermes, loading a glock: woULDN'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER-
Yo yo yo another day another Jane, if ya like Jane Doe from rtc then maybe check this out???
hihi im back ^_^
Original kids theatre company Jane doe!!!! First janey I’ve seen live, such a girlie. Luv her sm.
*rises from the ashes* I AM STILL ALIVE I SAY!!!! Anyways ask and you may receive…
Took the second photo for reference… erm I dunno how light works so I’m very sorry if this looks off 😓
I had tremendous fun with this!!!!
Hi marauders fandom pls let me in lol.
This is a redraw from early 2024!!! Original under cut:
…Damn, I had a art style glow up. Welp, uhhhh hope you enjoy, sorry for being dead lol.
