Just James Being A Loser About His Partners. That’s It Thats The Post.

Will Solace, except I drew him with my left hand

The Odyssey Modern AU: Christmas edition

For your consideration: the Odyssey but as a Hallmark Christmas movie where Odysseus travels to New York for work and is trying to get home to Hawaii?? (I needed a long domestic flight shhhhh it was either this or Vancouver to Newfoundland) in time for Christmas dinner with Penelope and Telemachus after missing it for the last 20 years straight

The Trojan War is some really big business venture or something that took literally forever for them to sign but they finally did it!!

Polyphemus keeps them after work threatening to get HR involved because they accidentally ate his lunch that he left in the fridge, Polites and some of his other coworkers get stuck there but Ody and the rest manage to escape the office

Athena is Odysseus' boss (and childhood friend) who told him to get everything done more efficiently so he could leave earlier but noooooo he didn't listen and guess who's cutting it close again

The wind bag: Aeolus (from another department, maybe distribution??) sends them home with snacks that they forget to declare and Poseidon the airport security guard sees them after Eurylochus opens the bag in the waiting area and pulls them into the security room until they miss their flight

Circe owns a local motel and wanted to kick them out because she doesn't trust so many dudes around her employees after past incidents, but her and Athena's mutual friend Hermes gives Odysseus some of her favourite tea as a peace offering and he tells her about his wife and kid and she's just like "fineeeeee okay you're a wife guy, I guess I can find you a room"

She calls them a taxi to the airport the next day and the driver Tiresias just keeps giving them ominous life advice and seems to know like... way too much about them and also they're not entirely sure he actually has his license

Odysseus gets a call from his mom like "where are you we're waiting for you" and he's like "I'm on my way home I promiseeeeeeeeee I'll be there this time"

The sirens are various sales reps at the airport

Scylla (baggage check employee) keeps some of them cuz their bags are too heavy so Ody and the rest head to the gate without them

Eurylochus brings snacks again (thinking Chicharron-style snacks, ones you're not supposed to bring on a plane) and Zeus detains them

The suitors are just the neighbourhours who bully Telemachus like "oooOOOOhhhhh ssuuuUUURrreee your dad is tOOOOtally gonna show up to Christmas this year" and making jokes about his mom

Athena (who did leave early and catch the original flight) scares them away and reassures Telemachus that his dad is on his way (while texting Odysseus "see I told you so")

She finds out Zeus is the one detaining them so she calls her dad like "please can you at least send Odysseus on his way, you literally know him, he's just a dumbass sometimes" so Zeus let's Odysseus go catch his flight but keeps the rest of them in security

Calypso is some lady he's seated next to on the plane who hits on him for the entire ten-hour flight

Poseidon, who got transferred to the other airport, recognizes Odysseus from before and pulls him into security again and Odysseus just rips into him until he lets him go

The neighbours are bullying Telemachus while he's out getting last-minute ingredients for dinner when some dude turns up and tells them off and threatens to get their parents so they all run off

Penelope's just like... "who are you and what have you done with my husband, how are you actually on time"

Insert sweet and sappy Christmas dinner with the entire family until Odysseus' sister goes "wait... where's Eurylochus?"

Eurylochus turns up at the door the next morning like "ODYSSEUS YOU MF I HAD TO CATCH ANOTHER FLIGHT-"

Forever thinking about theatre kid marauders au where they’re all ( sirius, james, remus ) in drama except for peter because he plays bass in the school band, so he volunteers to be virgil the rat in their schools production on ride the cyclone and that’s where the nickname “wormtail” comes from.

Penny Lamb HCs

[ THIS IS A ‘THEY LIVE AU’ CHAT, THEY LIVE!!! ]

Non binary, PanAce, They/She

The moment you give them like, one miligram of sugar, BAM sugar rush

Liked Constance, but was sure that Connie wouldn’t be interested in someone like them. ( she thought wrong, )

Probably listens to Fish In A Birdcage, Yaelokre and Melanie Martinez, idrk.

Likes green.

Speaking of green!!!! Their eyes are emerald green ( duh. ) with little specks of dark blue, like a peacock feather!!!

They dress very reminiscent to Alice in Wonderland. Penny is a very whimsical looking being, lolzie.

Adding on to how Penny looks whimsical and sophisticated, she’s actually is very clumsy and awkward.

Group chat lurker. Barely says anything to the group chat, just reads. When they do contribute they type rwalyy quicky like lowky its kinda syckx

Do not place them in a 5 meter radius of an oven without supervision. Would probably set the place up in flames if not.

Loves keeping up with the game development of Habromania. Absolutely inlove with the art ( check Habromania out on yt!!! )

Wears fishnets. Self-explanatory

Doll collector. Has a lot of dolls ranging from discontinued strawberry shortcake dolls from a year ago to fragile ‘if you look at it to hard it’ll shatter’ dolls from 1910. Nobody knows where they gain access to dolls like this, and nobody asks.

Their full name is Persephone Marie Clementine Anna Veronica Apple Lamb ( this is based on how Ezra Lamb also has a super duper long name )

Likes oranges, any vanilla flavoured thing, dark chocolate and earl grey tea!!! That’s probably what she smells like, idrk.

THIS IS NOT BASED OF LEGO LAND!!! THESE ARE MY OWN SILLY HCS!!! IF U DO NOT LIKE THEM THEN FEEL FREE TO JUST SCROLL!!!

New pfp and blog theme jumpscare (click on picture for unshitty quality)

WAIT I CAN POST PICS NOW LETS GOOOOOOOOO

ACTUALLY TWEAKING OUT WHY ISNT TUMBLR LETTING ME POST PICTURES 😭😭😭😭😭

Lol I call them CandyKitty :3

I lowkey forgot what ship names there are for Constance x Ricky/ if there is a commonly used one so I js made up my own silly little dumb ones

DOES ANYONE WANT TO HEAR ABT MY AUTISTIC FRANK ZHENG HEADCANONS

Rtc is the definition of whiplash

I will be giggling and then I start crying

EDIT: I MEANT ‘OR COMMENTS’ NOT ‘ON COMMENTS’ SORRY :(