Omfg There’s A Jshk Fic On The Spreadsheet Jshk Fans Goooooooo Since I Don’t Have Time

updated ♡ will ping people in comments if i need extra info!

+ reminder to plsplspls give me all the stuff i need so that the list can be updated quickly and i don’t need to scroll though thousands of fics to give recommendations ~

pls ping me if you’d like something changed! tysm <3

hey jshk ao3 fanfic writers ! would u mind if i added yall to a jshk writers masterlist? i’ll probably include the ships you write for and a summary of a fic just so that people can access more jshk content <3

i sure love promoting stuff like this !!!

feel free to reblog/ping others so that others can see! and comment ur acc + best fics <33

as for my beloved moots & people i’ve conversed with ... @strawbes @snowiwyvern @mari-lair @musicalmoritz @itzprismosblog hello ♡

i just had a breakdown, a macaroon, a hug and a secret-spilling session this past hour. it’s too bad that couldn’t keep me down! i’m still alive and a wonderful human being !! who’s good at lying (to themself) may i add.

anyways. the universe should invent more days bc im in need of a day dedicated to myself

goodbye

(screaming noises)

i think i'm gonna pull a cinna tonight

here’s also my face reveal...

Ok I’ve been convinced! Here’s my face reveal…

there just aren't any girls cuter than me...

there just aren't any girls cuter than me...

— welcome to the one bed hotel!

based on my ongoing project, the one bed hotel project, where fanfic authors on ao3 band together to create a collection of fics with the trope only one bed! note that this is only an example of how the hotel could be written! any interpretation of this is wholeheartedly welcomed :) please check out this link for more details <3

A bell chimes among the bustling lobby of an averagely large hotel, glass doors sliding open to reveal the two rain-soaked main characters of this world’s story. They pass two attendants carting suitcases across the floor, garnering glances from some of the hotel-goers.

They whisper into their earpieces; “They’re here.”

warning: this is where i start rambling about random stuff

On the second floor, a large room filled with writers stews in chaos. Monitors all over the walls showcased over fifty different couples heading towards different hotels—all sharing, suspiciously, a similar aesthetic. The largest monitor, which had a list labeled ‘INCOMING SHIPS’, added another name to its table, which was steadily increasing in number. One of the assistants of the Setting division took a look at it and sweared.

“We’ve got another Soulmate AU pairing arriving at our entrance in around 2 minutes!”

Someone yelled back; “Send one of the softer demolition teams to stall them! We’ve already got Couple 28356 in the lobby!”

“On it! Explosion Unit 42, to your stations!”

While they may seem unorganized, the system cannot be without faults. The Setting division supervises a large number of ‘different’ hotels receiving a large number of couples from a large number of alternate universes—and plans out their stay, start-to-finish. This is where most authors of the One Bed trope can be found—once their ship has entered the queue, fully planned, they head to the Scene division to iron out the details.

In the Scene division, whiteboards were scribbled on, erased, upturned, and broken as assistants fretted on how to weave the best scene to meet the authors’ needs.

“Author 28356 requested a heated scene in one of the elevators, but they don’t have enough sexual tension!”

“Call the SMUT team! We’ll need some aphrodisiacs, and love potion if they can find any!”

“Give it all to the shorter person in the couple!”

“Got it!”

“How do we make a pool scene?”

“Submit a request to the Lobby! They’ll get some of the actors and Record division nobodies to pose as hotel guests when they go down to swim—if you want there to be people, that is…”

Next to the Scene division lies the Record division, with their own soundproofed sub-room. The snapping of cameras and practicing of background ambient noise is silenced within its walls, while the Record division artists outside hand-make irrelevant characters for the scenes.

“We need an asshole for Couple 28356, Scene 78!” A messy-haired assistant from the Scene Division on a flying motorbike pulled to a stop beside them, reading a paper scroll.

“WHAT?”

“No, not like that! We need a horrible but hot guy who tries to hit on Couple 28356’s protagonist!” With that, the assistant whipped out a printed transcript of the author’s ideas for the character.

“I’ll do it!” An artist at the back with dyed hair offered, sketching a person out.

“Thank you so much.” The assistant groaned, handing the artist the paper and speeding off.

“Anyone done with their nobodies?” Another artist said, adjusting her round glasses.

“Let’s go and relax.”

Once the artists are done with their daily ‘nobodies’, the background people with no name and no face, they print 3D versions of them at the Printing Station and rest. These ‘nobodies’ will soon become an integral part of a scene’s backdrops—or, on rare occasions, be forced a bottle of Personality and then put to work as an actor for a scene or two. The special effects, background music, ambiance maintenance, camera crew and scribes will handle the rest.

And now, it’s time for Couple 28356’s time at the hotel to start.

“Uh… hi.” The taller half said awkwardly, hair dripping. “Do you have any rooms available for—sorry, hold on… um—this much cash?” They offered some slightly damp notes.

The shorter half of the couple stared up at the counter worriedly. The hotel receptionist hid a smile, pretending to dial room services.

“Ah, yes… I believe room 28356 is available,” Her eyes twinkled in barely concealed delight, phone pressed to her ear. “However…”

Faint explosions and screaming could be heard in the distance. The receptionist seemed too calm. Too knowing. But this was their only option.

With a click, the phone was put down.

“… it appears there’s only one bed!”

thank you for reading! i hope you enjoyed and didn’t notice the last part was rushed lmao ♡ pls check it out if ur interested in writing any ships for this collection :)

there just aren't any girls cuter than me...

there just aren't any girls cuter than me...

rant time again:

i have noticed this awful, discreet little plague within the jshk fandom where some, and i'm sorry (not) for saying it this way but it's true, dumbass fans will see anyone even merely suggest that mitsuba is feminine or genderqueer or would like wearing skirts or just isn't some perfectly masculine boy, and say "no that's not true he hates being seen as feminine," even spreading outright misinformation that he said this in the manga (no he fucking didn't) and it's just.... bitch *what*? that is not fucking true. just because he was bullied for looking feminine doesn't mean he hates looking feminine as a result. the ENTIRE POINT of the mitsuba arc is that those bullies were *wrong* and he should've just been himself instead of sanding down his personality to cater to the people who hate his true self. and mind you, this is the boy that actively wears his medium length bright fucking pink hair in a ponytail & brags about how cute he is 24/7. he actively presents himself as feminine, someone who hates the idea of being percieved as girly wouldn't fucking do that. he *enjoys* his femininity, you dumb fucks.

and while we're here, let me get to the *real* point. why do you automatically assume that a character who is percieved as feminine, and more broadly, a character who is percieved as QUEER, has to hate themselves? why do you assume this despite evidence to the contrary, despite *the story itself* telling you otherwise? why do you assume that? is it because you see someone breaking free from gender norms & heteronormativity as inherently negative and something they *must* hate deep down? is that the reason? tell me, what is your fucking reason? why do you see this beautiful little boy being openly queer and *happy about it, loving who he is* and assume he must hate himself, that him being queer is a flaw he must want to "fix"? why the *fuck* do you think that? it's horrible. do fucking better oh my god i hate you people so much

updating on mobile rn so no ao3 links bc it's already confusing 😔 i'll add them once im back on my computer!

pls feel free to comment below the following info to join~ and ping others!

- name/if you'd like to be n/a, say so!

- username on ao3 + a link for convenience if you can find it!

- ships, platonic, romantic, etc, that you most often write for!

- your fav fics + a smol explanation of the tropes/plot (see the list for existing examples)

tysm for your writing :3

hey jshk ao3 fanfic writers ! would u mind if i added yall to a jshk writers masterlist? i’ll probably include the ships you write for and a summary of a fic just so that people can access more jshk content <3

i sure love promoting stuff like this !!!

feel free to reblog/ping others so that others can see! and comment ur acc + best fics <33

as for my beloved moots & people i’ve conversed with ... @strawbes @snowiwyvern @mari-lair @musicalmoritz @itzprismosblog hello ♡

there just aren't any girls cuter than me...

there just aren't any girls cuter than me...