I Hate To Break This To You, But Mobius Is Actually A Girl Dad. You Guys Are Just Choosing To Avoid The

AND YET AGAIN IT IS PROVEN THAT I NEED SUBTITLES BECAUSE I SAW THE LABYRINTH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEATERS AND UNTIL THE CREDITS ROLLED I THOUGHT DAVID BOWIES CHARACTERS NAME WAS JARED

I HAVE AN AUDITORY PROCESSING DISORDER BUT I THINK THIS ONE IS TO BLAME ON ME BEING A DUMB BITCH-

Y’all ever just come up with some crazy shit to make drinking more fun?

Like I’ll have some cranberry juice and pretend it’s red wine and I’m a monarch sitting sluttily on an ornately hand carved dark oak throne drinking to sooth my worries and pondering how to get my kingdom out of debt.

I’m holding my warm mug of fresh tea with honey. In my mind I’m an ancient witch sitting inside my greenhouse, watching two frogs hop merrily together outside. I think fondly on the times when I took evening sunlit strolls with a blonde-haired maiden who stole my heart.

I’m drinking a glass of orange juice. After a 16 year journey through space I finally reached the once thought desolate planet, and found it teeming with life. But I knew the nature of mankind, to destroy. I write a false log claiming the planet exponentially uninhabitable, and am taking the knowledge to my grave. I slowly sip on the toxic neon orange poison I found deep in a cavern, waiting patiently for it to consume me. Thoughts of the life, the family I left behind for the advancement of humanity. But now I throw myself in between humanity and a possible golden age, because I know what happens after the golden age.

I drink milk and I’m a c a t and I ✨lick✨

VOTE MILO PLEASE HE DESERVES IT

Traditional boiling iles maidenly dress is a bit awkward when you're also trying to haul a slop beast

Jesse? Yes, Jesse.

And I also made Reuben ;)

mmbleh (in a good way)

but seriously between more PnF, the Percy Jackson show, and the Puss in Boots movie, its like I’m getting slapped in the face with my childhood (again, in a good way)

@ the phineas and ferb fandom : how are we feeling?

If there is a lesbian in the room, Obi-Wan automatically defers to them. He knows his place.

Cody [being raised a clone] sees this and thinks it's just customary. See someone giving off major lesbian vibes in the force according to Obi-Wan, or they just have a carabiner? That's boss lady, you listen to her. And the other clones obviously look to Cody, so they just end up with a big squad of lesbian following clones.

tip: you can have a favorite character. thinking of them for extended periods of time will temporarily boost your health and happiness. but watch out!

i drew these like a month ago

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again