Traditional Boiling Iles Maidenly Dress Is A Bit Awkward When You're Also Trying To Haul A Slop Beast

im glad he likes my Perry the Platypus Onesie :3

He likes how you look

*Puts my hand on your shoulder and pulls you in as I look deeply and knowingly into your eyes* “no… me too.”

Me: I like Phineas and Ferb

Somebody: oh ,me too!

Me: no, you don't understand...

hello mcga community

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

Listen to me. Change the narrative. Keep writing your own story. You got this. Just keep going.

Them: gender is what’s in between your legs

Me, who as been flailing around in bed trying to get comfy for the past hour: sheets.

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

I love Charlie sm. She's the daughter of Lucifer. She's the princess of hell. She's bisexual. She's a queer christian. She loves rainbows. She wears suits. She's hundreds if not thousands of years old. She's 22 years old. She is one of the strongest demons in Hell. She's one of the most teased demons in Hell. She could beat the shit out of everyone here, but she doesn't because she's nice. She wanted to help Valentino write a porn because she thought it was "too violent." She's a prude. She wrote a million apology letters and one of them just said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," over and over again. She SOMEHOW didn't realize she was dating an angel for over 3 years. She sings out of nowhere in canon. She's a Disney princess who is allowed to say fuck. She's litterally the gal ever

EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FERB

god lokius should have been canon