PJO BOOK 5 SPOILERS

Here comes the son

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Here comes the son

Shout out to my dad and the time he texted me from the living room “going to watch a show, i think you’ll like it ;)” and it was Naruto and when he starts talking about ramen my dad leans over and goes “i thought you’d relate to this”

sally jackson. reblog if you agree.

Happiness Will Come To You.

Bless the screaming citadel and shattered empire for being the only comics to depict Luke as beautifully as he is

more of the beetlefalls gravityjuice au

Why.

I swear im gonna do something, i dont even know what but i just feel ready to explode. I was reading SW fanfic as i tend to do, Darth Vader enters the scene, and quietly in the back of my mind, I realize i hear the imperial march.

I pause to snort at my brain’s silly antics, when i’m struck with the realization that I do this 

every.

single.

time.

And I can’t not. Every fucking time vader does one of his dramatic entrances. I can’t not hear a ‘dun, dun, dun, dun DUH DUN dun DUH DUN’ AND IM SO FUCKING MAD WHY DO BRAINS WORK LIKE THIS

Anyways sorry if I accidentally revealed this cursed knowledge in your subconscious.

the stones are in order

the negotiator ⭐

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.