Sally Jackson. Reblog If You Agree.

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

Them: gender is what’s in between your legs

Me, who as been flailing around in bed trying to get comfy for the past hour: sheets.

Shout out to my dad and the time he texted me from the living room “going to watch a show, i think you’ll like it ;)” and it was Naruto and when he starts talking about ramen my dad leans over and goes “i thought you’d relate to this”

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

Does anyone else have an inane urge to rewatch the consensus song scene over and over until I have it memorized and can start singing it all the time to annoy people??

A well deserved break 💤

Another doodle and also thinking about when in the book, after the ring was destroyed when they were brought back to Rivendell, that Frodo woke up first, saw that Sam was still asleep and just went back to sleep until Sam also wakes up 😭

Hyrule’s most fashionable!

more of the beetlefalls gravityjuice au

BEHOLD, Perry the Platypus, the HYDRATE-INATOR! Every single person who sees this must drink a glass of water, and soon I will have hydrated the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!