I Put On Green And Gold Makeup Just To Cry It Off

Maybe Aziraphale comes to Earth because he needs to speak to Crowley, they need to work together to save the world, they need to be together, lord, he misses him more than books, food and music combined.

But Crowley keeps his distance and he’s silent while Aziraphale talks and in desperation Aziraphale finally reaches out to him, tries to touch his cheeks but when he does Crowley screeches from pain and backs off so quickly he falls over and then looks up at Aziraphale terrified.

W-what, I didn’t, I didn’t… Aziraphale looks at his own hands in shock. Crowley…

You can’t touch a demon, Crowley says the last word with disgust because this is what it was about, was it not, Aziraphale always having in the back of his mind that he will never be good enough for him when he was a demon, that’s why he wanted to change him, so now as an Archangel his holy hands burned him because he wasn’t worth him.

And he flees that day and Aziraphale never, ever in thousands of years seen anyone, especially Crowley, look at him scared and betrayed.

There is something about not being able to touch Crowley that makes him feel sick. His touch hurting Crowley. His hands making him cry out in pain. The betrayal in his eyes.

But they need to work together and it hurts like hell to try to unlearn reaching out for him. Yet Crowley seems to be looking thinner and sicker each day but he doesn’t tell Aziraphale that it’s simply being close to him that is literally killing him.

Like being thrown in a bath of holy water each time.

And then they save the world and Crowley collapses to his knees and Aziraphale reaches out and Crowley flinches.

Almighty is still there watching them and Aziraphale turns to look at her and says take it

Take the holiness, the titles, even the wings. Throw me in hell fire. Burn me. Just stop making my existence hurt Crowley.

And she asks. You want to fall for a demon?

I have fallen a very long time ago, when he was still your child, and again when you rejected him, and again when he rejected all of you.

And he feels his supreme powers disappearing. He feels like himself again. And he notices his wings becoming a very light shade of grey. Almighty disappears.

Crowley looks in his eyes for the first time in all these months, weakly, whispers his name, and Aziraphale catches him in his arms as he faints and it doesn’t hurt Crowley anymore.

Everything was going to be okay.

this town ain't big enough for the both of them

cowboy au based on cowboy loki from what if s2 and literally any owen wilson role (but roy o’bannon specifically)

Why.

I swear im gonna do something, i dont even know what but i just feel ready to explode. I was reading SW fanfic as i tend to do, Darth Vader enters the scene, and quietly in the back of my mind, I realize i hear the imperial march.

I pause to snort at my brain’s silly antics, when i’m struck with the realization that I do this 

every.

single.

time.

And I can’t not. Every fucking time vader does one of his dramatic entrances. I can’t not hear a ‘dun, dun, dun, dun DUH DUN dun DUH DUN’ AND IM SO FUCKING MAD WHY DO BRAINS WORK LIKE THIS

Anyways sorry if I accidentally revealed this cursed knowledge in your subconscious.

sasusaku shipper X sasunaru shipper 40k words, enemies to lovers, slowburn, unresolved sexual tension, english is not my first language fic

didn’t realize this before but the way they made luke’s scar look like a tear track……

I love how these 5 kind of form a chain with their connections and I desperately need to see all of those connections come together at some point

My sister and i were texting and she got a pop up before she sent me a picture asking if she was okay and saying if shes feeling pressured to send nudes she can get help

So this is the pic-

SPOILERS LOKI S2 EP4

My theory is that in the blast everyone was sent to their og timeline, but Loki's and Sylvie's time lines had been reseted/deleted so they will be sent wherever and they'll have to search for the TVA agents in their respective time lines. Maybe we'll see Mobius in a Jet Ski and B-15 before they got her bc I feel like nobody talks about B-15 enough.

Edit: Though I have my doubts that they will use the "I don't know you trope again" is possible that the Mobius/B-15 they find is the one before the kidnapped and who kidnapped them was Loki (a popular theory from what ive seen) and would also explain Mobius fixation on Loki variants even if he doesn't remember

Honestly good for moles finally getting the interest and attention they deserve.

Like,

Tell me this creature doesn’t deserve everything in the world. tell me you wouldn’t host a car wash for him.

the negotiator ⭐