I Can't Believe Loki Is Doing Loki Stuff In The Loki Show

this town ain't big enough for the both of them

cowboy au based on cowboy loki from what if s2 and literally any owen wilson role (but roy o’bannon specifically)

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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My god, aren’t you tired

I need my danger boy back

Guys please watch Milo Murphy’s law

It’s only going to get a new season if lots more people watch it on Disney plus

It’s rly good and funny and the characters are great

There’s a crossover with Phineas and Ferb at the start of season 2 and doofensmirtz is a recurring character in season 2

The songs are also really good!

Plz reblog so more ppl can see and hopefully we can get the third season

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

Who wants to solve a locked room mystery

thinking about the tone shift in the end and how that was the only book lemony wrote after finding out that kit was dead

I don't see enough people talking about this, but your mimes still need candy! So do your rodeos! While rodeos can be fine with a diet of just nuts and deep-fried foods, a proper clown diet requires candy. There is also the common mistake that mimes can only eat black-and-white candy - which is completely untrue! Mimes and Rodeos need a well-rounded, colourful diet of candy to have the proper nutrients. By ignoring their clown nature and focusing solely on their subspecies, you are not giving your clowns the proper care they deserve.

Why.

I swear im gonna do something, i dont even know what but i just feel ready to explode. I was reading SW fanfic as i tend to do, Darth Vader enters the scene, and quietly in the back of my mind, I realize i hear the imperial march.

I pause to snort at my brain’s silly antics, when i’m struck with the realization that I do this 

every.

single.

time.

And I can’t not. Every fucking time vader does one of his dramatic entrances. I can’t not hear a ‘dun, dun, dun, dun DUH DUN dun DUH DUN’ AND IM SO FUCKING MAD WHY DO BRAINS WORK LIKE THIS

Anyways sorry if I accidentally revealed this cursed knowledge in your subconscious.

You may think I'm cool, but did you know that I don't have a driver's License and am scared of learning to drive