Castiel : I Knew You Were Going To Be Stressed So I Brought Back Some Pie.

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

Dean : *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Jack poking Dean’s arm : Dean Dean. Dean. Dean.

Dean : WHAT?

Jack : …We’re out of Capri Suns—

Steve : Mike annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for Will and him special day tomorrow.

Eddie : There is nothing special about tomorrow?

Steve : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Eddie :

Eddie : God I love you so much.

Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.

Eddie : Thanks!

Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.

Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?

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it’s thinking about stevie harrington hours again

Pov : Eddie survive the upside down and just join the babysitter club

Jonathan : You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Nancy : Three counts of resisting arrest.

Robin : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Steve : Several traffic violations.

Argyle : Also, that’s not our van.

Eddie : I have never been so terrified in my life.

Damian : You use emojies like a straight guy.

Tim : It's literally the worst thing you ever said to me.

Barry doing flash business : I need someone to take me to art museums and make out with me.

Leonard doing captain cold business : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?

Barry : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall...

Mick to the rogue and the team flash : This is Mick. Those idiots are flirting again.

Cisco : Every fucking time!

Kevin : How do you sleep at night knowing people Hate you?

Crowley : With the fan on~

Celebrity AU

Interviewer : So, in the show the character of Robin and your character a really close, what about in real life?

Steve : Oh it's really like in the show, ask anyone, we’re close.

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Eddie : Robin and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.