Snart : Do You Want To Know Your Gay Name?

Tony : Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Rogers.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

Sometimes I read posts on Tumblr from 10 years ago, and I regret not having signed up before, but then I remember that I was 6 years old ten years ago :^

5) I forgot my glasses and I'm trying to figure out if you're a human.

Gabriel : What are your adjectives?

Sam : …You mean my pronouns?

Gabriel : No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Sam : …I dunno. What are yours?

Gabriel : Noisy and chaotic!

Sam : I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

🛐🛐🛐

it’s thinking about stevie harrington hours again

Oliver, talking to Kara : Well Kara, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Barry do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Kara : …

Barry, from the distance : his not wrong though!

Lisa : Do you love Barry?

Snart : Yeah, I do.

Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.

Snart : I thought that was implied.

Mick : ...

Lisa : ...

Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.

Tropes I love with Dean winchester

Eddie : Stevie I need my-

Steve : *hands him is phone*

Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-

Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*

Eddie :

Eddie : Marry me?

Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.

I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one