Lisa : Ooh, somebody has a crush
Snart : Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Flash I just think his interesting, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.
*Later that night*
Snart, very much awake : Uh oh.
Eddie : I am convinced Steve and Robin share a brain cell!
Nancy : And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Erica : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Dustin : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress!!! For what it's worth, I don't think Steve can fight in that dress either!
Steve : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Robin : you would, but I also think you can beats their russian ass in a wedding dress.
Steve : Aww thanks Robs!
He would look nice in a wedding dress 🙏
I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏
Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?
Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!
Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*
Castiel : You're adorable.
Dean : *blushes*
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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.
Castiel : Because he have little hands.
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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?
Dean : Did you ask Castiel?
Steve : He said no.
Dean : Then why did you ask me?
Steve : He's not the boss of you.
Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.
Dean : Getting gayer.
Steve : Thank you, Dad.
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Dean : *yawns*
Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.
Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.
Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Barry texting Iris
Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.
Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.
Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.
Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.
Coldflash.
one of the most ship dynamics of all time
Castiel : I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life, Dean and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Dean.
*Sam and Dean in Baby teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Sam : oh my god, Dean, backwards!
Dean : Really, Sam? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!
Foggy : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Peter Matt & Wade : Okay.
Foggy : If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Peter : Bold of you to assume I have money.
Matt : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Peter : Yeah that too.
Wade : Bold of you to assume I can die!
#RedTeam
Petition to start doing reboots of popular shows but instead of the original endgames, it's the most popular ships that become canon