Dean : Did Cas Just Tell Me He Loved Me For The First Time?

Jason : Why am I the bad guy?

Dick : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

Dean : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Castiel : Stop that Dean. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Dean : I—

Dean : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.

*At the police station*

Barry : Hi, I'm here for Len.

Police officer : who's Len?

Barry : Ah, you must be new.

Steve : I think i should adopt another kids.

Robin : No.

Steve : Why not?

Robin : Because by "kid", you mean traumatized teenagers, with who you were with was in life-or-death situations, and you already have 5 of them.

Steve holding up Will and El : 7!

Lisa's First Crime

*Lisa and Snart looking at a locked gate into a park*

Kid Lisa : Aw. :(

Snart : You know what they say.

Lisa : Lenny Please don’t-

Snart : BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Lisa : Frick-

Wade : How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Matt : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Wade : But pink.

Peter : And it's hot.

Wade : PINK!

Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?

Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.

Dustin : Eddie, give me your bat!

Eddie : My bat??

Dustin : Don't you carry a bat in your bag?

Eddie : Have you ever met a person carrying a bat in their bag??

Dustin calling Steve : Hey Steve do you carry a bat in your bag?

Steve : Of course, I'm not an animal.

Barry : Hey how are you?

Snart : I would die for you.

Barry :

Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?