Xie Lian: I Married My Soulmate, San Lang!

"kill them with kindness". wrong. choo-choo Thomas

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

Character sheet for my jiuyuan fic, I present to you: disciple SY~!!

Old version, aka, the superpower one gets from switching from finger to pen.... it's not just quality but bro. this drawing took me (and I'm not kidding) 100 hours and the recent one only took me 8 hours 😭

Howdy there, partner! 😇

Much obliged for your patience! We're fixin' to announce our latest creation: a Cutting Pose-Pack! This here pack's got all you need to strut your stuff in the arena. We've rustled up a dozen poses, split straight down the middle: 6 for them trusty horses and 6 for sims. 💖

But that ain't all! We've thrown in some decorative cows, too. Six of 'em, available in 21 different swatches. Some of these swatches we're made by another amazing creator @TheKalino. These here cows come in six different stances.🐄 You'll be able to keep them cows separated from the herd and show 'em who's boss in the competition! So don't dilly-dally, partner. Grab yourself this here pack and let's get to cuttin'! 🐎🤠

Details:

- 6 Horse poses

- 6 Sim poses

- For Adult/Elder Horses & Sims

- 6 decorative cows with 21 swatches (7 variations)

- This package requires Pose Player & Sim Teleporter Or McCommand

(I'd recommend sizing down the cows to resemble the real-life ones)

🌻 ~ Howdy

Pictures with the Pose-Pack

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emotional support for calamities!

Here we are in the Future~~

⭐Here we are⭐

Preaching to the choir, but I love that there's no wrong configuration for Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu. The fact that canon leaves virtually all doors open for pretty much any AU to be valid only helps.

Fully two separate people, separate souls, of separate dimensions with no connection whatsoever? We can work with that.

The same soul, in separate phases of the reincarnation cycle? The same soul in a weird hiccup in the reincarnation cycle so that they are exactly the same person, coexisting as one? Excellent.

They can be parent and child. Which is the parent, which is the child? Whatever you fancy this fine afternoon!

They can be brothers, of course, easy. Which is older? Whichever you want! Twins? Naturally!

Martial shidi? Same peak? Different peaks? Well, now they're kissing.

Kids Room Wallpaper Set

Kids Room Wallpapers 01, 10 Swatches

Kids Room Wallpapers 02, 10 Swatches DOWNLOAD on Patreon (Early Access) public release on November 1st

Superstar Luo Binghe au. All the directors beg him to be in their movies because his fame will immediately assure success for anything they make. He’s handsome, charming, dedicated, and most of all, extremely talented. He even does his own stunts!! Women love him, and men who say they hate him will still watch his movies so they can figure out how to be more like him. 

The only weird thing about Binghe as an actor is that he refuses to star in romantic films. He won’t kiss anyone, won’t pretend to date someone on screen, won’t even let another actor take over his role for the scenes he doesn’t want to do. His reason? He’s completely loyal to his husband.

Everyone thinks it’s stupid, obviously. You aren’t “cheating” by pretending to love someone else, it’s literally your job! Luo Binghe still refuses and says even he’s not good enough an actor to make anyone believe he could ever love someone other than Yuan-ge.

His fans hate this mysterious Yuan-ge. Because of his (probably insecure and jealous) spouse, all of Binghe’s fangirls cant see him sweep some y/n character off their feet. It’s even worse because they don’t know anything about this guy. Whenever someone asks to see or learn about Binghe’s husband, the star says he’ll never reveal Yuan-ge to the public, because he’s too beautiful and he doesn’t want everyone falling in love with him. 

People kind of run with the idea that obviously this guy must be a total weirdo who Binghe is embarrassed to be seen with. That has to be the explanation, because no matter how perfect someone is, how can they have such a chokehold on THE LUO BINGHE??

Then, one day, years after Luo Binghe’s initial rise to fame…. He goes on a talkshow. With his husband Shen Yuan. 

Obviously EVERYONE tunes in. No one uses TVs anymore bc of the internet, but just for this show, viewer ratings are the highest theyve ever been. Everyone wants to know what the fuss is all about with this guy to have Luo Binghe so down horrible. 

And Shen Yuan isn’t a weirdo. He’s also not some pretty yesman. He makes jokes that make the audience burst into laughter. He’s opinionated, which is really refreshing when every other celebrity stays neutral on every topic to avoid losing fans. He’s polite, but he’s not a pushover. He’s likeable, but he’s not a try-hard about it. Referencing memes makes him an instant hit with the younger generations, and the calm gentle way he talks makes him a hit with the older ones. All of a sudden everyone is going, okay we see why Luo Binghe is obsessed with him. 

Except… while shen yuan was making jokes and charming everyone, Luo Binghe was at his side, pathetically pawing at his husband for attention. The actor keeps whining every two minutes to be reassured yuan-ge still likes him. Whenever Shen Yuan compliments the host, Binghe looks like he’s about to cry. Whenever Luo Binghe jealously wraps his arms around shen Yuan everyone watching just rolls their eyes. Seeing them together people realize… shen yuan is the one that’s out of Luo Binghe’s league.

In just one hour public opinion goes from ‘no one can be worth binghe acting like that for’ to ‘luo binghe is so annoying, let shen yuan talk!!’ 

The next day someone finds shen yuan’s twitter and it blows up. He has his own fan pages now. There’s no pictures of him online other than the footage from the talkshow, so the fan accounts just post that over and over again. Shen yuan retweets a post about him with the caption “i never realized she was holding a plate of corn in this scene” and everyone loses their mind. Everything he says immediately goes viral bc that’s luo binghe’s attic wife.

People start nagging Binghe to post about Shen Yuan bc theyre so attached after his one and only publicized appearance. Binghe is super possessive, but yuan-ge tells him not to worry, so he relents and posts pictures of him and shen yuan on vacation. They’re together, holding hands… but shen yuan’s face and body are blurred out. It’s HORRIFYING. He looks like an eldritch monster bc luo binghe refuses to let anyone look at his yuan-ge in a swim suit, go away you perverts!! His instragram is now just full of pics of shen yuan where his eyes are blacked out so noone else can see how pretty they are. It’s nightmare fuel

Shen Yuan is unfortunately too unbothered to post pictures of himself. Everyone’s tired of Luo Binghe for “hogging shen yuan all to himself” when Shen Yuan is practically an internet celebrity now. 

People go to watch movies and their theatre conversations sound like this:

“Oh, Luo Binghe’s in this one!”

“Who?”

“You know Shen Yuan’s annoying husband?”

“OH THAT GUY..”

you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid