Okay So Y/n Won 😭 I’ll Prolly Finish By The End Of This Week Cause Im Supa Busy

when they do that shi when they look up and glare >>>> 🤭

AAHAHUJAKHJHFKHJHKSJH AND THEN I DIEEEEE I'LL MORE THAN A LOVER MORE THAN A WOMAN EVEN MORE UNDER COVERS I'LL BE MORE THAN A LOVER MORE THAN A WOMAN MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

kimmy ranger likes it rough…i don’t think he’ll ever stop talking about that. yes i watched it!! okay i watched it!

EKKKOOOO

i miss him <\3

HUH

so like in the underworld saga yk how Odysseus yells “WHO” in No Longer You. It js got my thinking ab that one tiktok audio.

The prophet (i can’t remember how to spell his name): “And like there’s some drama with bloxburg-“

Odysseus: “HUH?”

Prophet guy: “yeah-“

Ody: “I NEED TO HEAR AB THIS??”

who tf is brighteyes???

YALL WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH?? WHO IS BRIGHTEYES?? AND WTF IS UP WITH THEM AND FRED?? LIKE AM I STUPID OR SMTH?? also what videos to they pop up in 😋

Oh that’s not-

ANOTHER EPISODE OF : WHAT THE FUCK IS THATTTTT ??

on today’s episode, you guys are gunna be helps me figure out a redacted abbreviation !!

*crowd is filled with cheers and applause!!*

(can you tell i’m trying to stretch this post to be as long as possible?)

so the abbreviation is BA.. uhh i have a feeling it has to do with hot boi winter/summer but uhh i have no idea for sure.

i’ve figured out other ones like EA, and that’s it. so erm explain please..?

plans for kinktober. (maybe)

10/10 - Schlatt : mirror sex

10/14 - Ted Nivison: size difference

10/18 - Dick Grayson and Jason Todd: tag teaming

10/22 - Percy Jackson (BOOK PERCY): overstimulation

10/26- Ghostface (any): deepthroating

10/30 - You Choose!

a/n: please note that these are not final, i made these up on the spot so feel free to share whom you would like to be included in my kinktober.

btw if u choose ‘we wanna chose who’ that vote is going towards yay kinktober

milk?

chat, I'm going through a new hyper fixation which is smosh and like I'm already so deep into their lore but im missing like one thing. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MILK FIC??? Sooo many people are talking ab it on smoshler(I think thats how you spell it.) so can like someone please explain. (I need to make more redacted content. I mean I have like three fics ready to post I js don't want to post them.) so erm can someone pretty please explain? (this should've been In the What The Fuck Happened series but im this far into it and I don't wanna start over.)

Smosh has me rethinking my career choices now, like- should I become and actor..? should I audition for smosh guys..?

pretty please..? (+ me js rambling)

can someone make more guy/honey fanfics? preferably with bear shifter honey. 🤭🍕❤️

super bummed that guy isn’t in AprilFooliesverse.. 😕

(can u tell i’m typing this on my phone and not laptop)

also jame’s video kept making me giggle cause i’m in love with the stoner trope (don’t ask)

i have school tomorrow, i feel like i should go to bed early but i really don’t want to. in the words of Guy, ‘fuck future me.’

i want my very own Guy 🙁🙁☹️☹️

i hate him. (i wanna kiss him on the mouth)

as a broke person i kept buying books and slurpies during spring break.

I might end up js passing out while listening to daveys playlist. (he’s so babygirl. I’m waiting for the double wedding)

lowkey disappointed i didn’t have a question 4 u Guys tonight 😖😢

anyone else listen to the new smosh song? Submissive and Breedable

‘she spongin’ on my bob- until im ready! 🤓☝️’

Also wtf guys 😕

where u guys find out Guys canonically a writer??

also who else thinks Naomi from 21 chump street (the musical cause i’m a nerd) is a bitch. No hate on the actress- tbh props to her tho, she’s a good actress- but like i hate her sm. She’s in a musical with Johnathan Groff and fuckin harry potter (i forgot his name. i wanna say andrew ranalls but i know that’s super wrong) i haven’t heard/watched it yet so yeah.

i really don’t want the Redacted hyperfixation to end. i wanna keep this with me for as long as possible.

holy fuck it’s like 4 am.

New york 😳

golly.. it sure is lonely here in ny i just wish i would have the luck to see and meet jschlatt.. *sighs* but i guess i’ll just have to settle for normal celebrities..