Pretty Please..? (+ Me Js Rambling)

christmas schlatt + schlatt hands. MEOOOOWWWW

.. god please help me.

erm,

i’m gunnna say this the nicest way possible.

PLEASE GIVE ME OTHER THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT. I AM SO TIRED OF REDACTED.

i am honestly so bored of RA content, like i dont really care for it anymore. I might just redirect my content to some of my other interests but like i’m also terrified because if i post anything else thats not related to ra, i get little to no interactions. like where tf are u 36 followers 😕.

i know i started off mainly doing ra shit, but guys. its starting to get old.

i am pretty happy that the Pjo fic did really great and got popular (some of the popularity for the wrong reason-) But please, I dont wanna lose all of you, but i also dont want to be stuck doing shit i dont like.

please for the love of god, stop.

Hey guys a PSA for y’all considering I’m seeing this issue pop up

🚨If you are under the age of 18 you should not be on Erik’s patreon, no matter the tier you are at. 🚨

It is against Patreon’s terms of service and Erik himself said it here:

I’m not your mom but stop it and cancel your membership.

can i come over?

when schlatt moves to texas an unexpected storm leaves him with no where to go, will you offer up a room to your friend?

streamer reader x streamer schlatt

you had lived in texas since you attended college at texas a and m

orginally you went to ithica college, but you transfered during your sophmore year

you now had your own apartment as you were out of college

you knew a couple of other content creators who lived in the area, but not many

your closest friend, ted nivison, lived in los angeles, but you went to visit him every now and again

your phone rang, "gangnum style" blasting in your ears and groaned, you reached for your phone, only to be met with a picture of you and theodore from college freshman year

"i need your help guppie." teds face filled the screen and his dopey smile made you laugh

"you woke me up mr grouper." your nicknames came from the first time you got high together and decided to watch bubble guppies

"wakey wakey! does this fit look ok?" he set the camera down and walked away from the camera, he did a little spin before grabbing his phone again

"yes you look very fashionable theo. can i go back to sleep now?" ne nodded but very quickly realized he had something else to tell you

"wait really quick, remember schlatt? you met him during the lunch club era" you scanned your sleepy memory trying to remember this guy you probably met once.

"um, tall right? good looking?" ted nodded and laughed, sitting down at his desk

"glad to hear thats what you remember. anyways, im pretty sure hes moving out to Austin in the coming months, so you guys should talk cause he only knows a handfull of people out there." ted said

"cool. can i please sleep now." your tired brain did not care for this random man barely remember.

"yes, reach out to him ok?" he smiled at the camera

"yes theodore kennedy nivison junior. love you. byeeeee" and with that you ended the call.

you didnt really think about teds call all that much, untill around 3 months later you recieved a text from an unknown number

even though schlatt then tried ghosting you, ted finally convinced him to man up and keep talking to one of the few people living where he was soon moving

over the span of a month you two had been constantly talking, to the point where you were starting to consider him as one of your closest friends

you would facetime atleast once a day, text everyday, and you even streamed twice together on your account

you were getting very excited to have a new friend so close by

then came the storm.

you lived alone with your dog, and you knew your house would not be ready for this shit.

you stalked up on food, blankets, flashlights

basically anything you could get your hands on

and you bunkered down at your house with your dog, getting ready to thug the next few days out

you were scrolling on your phone, on the first night of the storm, power already out, house fucking freezing, and you see schlatt had posted on his snap story

you open it to find a video of him yelling outside of a completely dark marriot

screaming about how thats where he is supposed to be staying

and you were getting very worried, like your new friend who youve never met in person, might deadass freeze to death.

so you did what any caring soul like yourself would do

you swipe up on his story with your address and a follow up message saying "pull up to mi casa papi 🍆 "

and hope he would hurry so you could go to bed

around twenty minutes later you layed cuddled with your dog bundled in over ten blankets

when felt your house fucking shake with how hard schlatt was banging on your door

you walked downstairs, and opened the door, to a giant, shivering, and covered in snow schlatt, who you immediatly wrapped in a hug and dragged upstairs

"c'mon lets get you nice and warm." you brought him to your room where you turned your bed into a nice warm spot for him "i have some clothes for you, they were my brothers so they should fit" you smiled up at him

he hadnt said much yet and you could see the stress seeping through his face, he dropped his stuff and kinda just hugged you.

"you ok?" you laugh as he pulls away from the hug. he smiles sadly before sitting down on your bed

"ive been better ill be honest" he laughed quietly.

"some first day here huh?" you pat him on the back, trying to comfort him.

"you could say that. holy shit i thought that was a stuffed animal" he says looking at your dog

"go change dumbass, bathrooms on the right" you watch as schlatt takes the clothes and walks to your bathroom, you think you even hearhim flick on the light switch.

"do you want a flashlight?" you yell out to him, to which you get a small "please" back in return, you laugh and leave a flashlight infront of the door

you get comfy in the small sofa in your room, as schlatt was not going to fit on it, and your other bedroom was turned into your office. but you didnt mind him taking the bed

he came out of the bathroom minutes later and quietly shut the door behind him when he turned around he was looking at you kinda funny

you began to ask what was wrong before he cut you off "absolutely not, im not kicking you off your bed, get up" he towered over you on the sofa

"schlatt shut the fuck up, your not fitting on this thing, i barely do."

"you have a king size bed, were sharing, me you and that oddly stuffed animal looking dog c'mon get a move on" he got into the bed and waited for you and your dof to follow him

you laughed and made your way over, your dog following closely behind. you flop down onto the bed and look at the man laying next to you

"crazy this is the first time we're meeting" he says getting comfy

you lay another blanket on the both of you as your dog jumps up on the bed and lays between the two of you "im glad ted introduced us" you take a moment to inspect him

you two had called on discord many times and FaceTimed, but nothing lived up to the real thing.

"im really happy he introduced us too."

guys i kinda hate how this turned out

sorry 😣 😥 😦 😧 😨 😪 😢 😞 😰 😿 🫤 ❤️‍🩹 ☹️ 😐

TW: Thalassophobia I think?

Charybdis

commission for @dead-and-redblog

THAT ISNT CONTROVERSIAL AT ALL

📢SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK📢

BIG BOY SCHLATT ‼️‼️‼️

😋😋😋

please explain !!

is it cause I'm poor and can't afford Erik's Patreon that I have no fucking clue what this whole 'club' shit is with the wolf babes and sam?? Like I be seeing videos like : "This is soo Angel and Asher at the club!!!" and I js roll with it not knowing wtf they're talking ab. so uh I wanna know if this is public info and I'm genuinely stupid and don't know who to use context clues, or im js a broke bitch.

I was also wondering when the Shaw pack meets Morgan and escorts him to whoever he goes. and also video pretty pleaseeee.

(I also js wanna say thanks to all of y'all for answering my dumb lil questions!!!)

BOUNS: I also finished Inversion and Imp/Cataclysm today so super excited to get to finish Project Meridian.

OHHHHHHHH

FUCKING ERIKS CHANNEL GOT Demonetized (mb auto correct)

i dunno what the means.

my type:

facial hair.

guys do i make my return? this place has been lacking something lately