Chaos (also A Heads Up)

Asgore x Reader

Asgore would honestly be a huge softy towards his S/O.

Expect him to be distant in the beginning of your relationship. After all, he did lose his children and wife, then had to collect the souls of the fallen children. But if you show him patience, kindness, and forgiveness, your efforts will not be in vain. Little by little, with your help, he can learn to live with what he’s done, and move on.

 When he finally accepts this, you will have a very caring partner, if not clingy. He will treat you like royalty. Cuddles, hand holding, and random cheek kisses are commonplace. If you stroke his fur, he will become putty at your hands.

He will become a huge dork if you show interest in gardening, showing you all the types he has grown. 

Prepare for Flower based nicknames. He may associate you with a Sunflower, which stands for loyalty and adoration, similar to the way he adores you and your loyalty to him, staying with him through everything. He may also associate you with a Blue Iris, which stands for Faith and hope.

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Feral Hellhounds

A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.

Feral

This sub-group of hellhound is characterized in general by the types of canine monsters that resemble wild Canine species. They are strong, brave, and Fierce. Most Ferals live in Savannahs or Forests. They are often stubborn and independent, even while working in a pack.

Cerberus

A type of Hellhound characterized by three heads. All three heads have different personalities, but the monster itself only has one SOUL. They often have dark brown or black fur, and red eyes. They can be both male and female. They hunt by using the three head working together to track their prey. They are solitary hunters, but live in pack-like groups inside a territory.

Cryote

A Cryote is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Coyote. Their fur is commonly black, grey, brown, cream, tan, and white, and they have blue eyes. Their species is strictly male, not one female has ever occurred. Instead they breed with a Vexen or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their Howl, which sounds like a human cry of mourning or despair. It causes it's victims to be overcome with hopelessness and despair.

Vexen

A Vexen is a type of Hellhound slightly resembling a Fox. They have reddish grey fur, with white paws, and a White tail tip. Their species is strictly female, not one male has ever occurred. Instead, they breed with a Cryote or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their enchanting bark. It lures male animals by barking at them from the shadows and retreating. The male Follows, only to be led to an awaiting pack.

Dinro

A Dinro is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Dingo. They are quite often a Light ginger, Tan, Tan and Black, or Cream, and black eyes. They can be both male and female. Their hunting method is a Pack hunt. Working in groups of up to ten, they can even take down an Elephant. One Dinro scares the prey to the rest of the pack, and the rest pounce, attacking every possible soft spot. They can just as likely be male or female.

Jacan

A Jacan is a Hellhound species that slightly resembles a Jackal. They have Cream and Tawny beige fur, and Ice blue Eyes. They hunt using a pack technique similar to a Dinro, but the packs can have up to thirty five members. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly female.

Fenrir

A Fenrir is a type of hellhound closely resembling a giant wolf. They have black fur, blood red eyes, and are always on fire. They are solitary hellhounds, and they hunt using their incredible speed, strength, and stamina to take down their prey. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly male.

Too Many Skeles - Companions (Chapter 1)

This A/N is Necessary in order to get something clear. If something is in italics, it is Thinking. If it is underlined and in italics with quotations, it is "Signing." If it has only quotations it is "Speaking." I needed to make that known.

Y/N's PoV

       "Food." Not this early. "Food." A second voice joins in. "Food." No! Not you too! "FOOD!" Alright, alright. I'm up. "I'm go-going, y-you three." I get up, despite my body's protests, and force myself to the living room, then to the kitchen, where I ended up amassing more of my big family along the way.

       By family, I mean my companions. Most would call them pets, but since I can understand them, they are my companions. There's the three cats, Espère, Rowdy, Cami, and The Pack. The Pack is an adopted litter of siblings, Wolf, Coyote, and Fox. Aurora, Digger, and Chirp for the foxes, Dipper, Orion, and Polaris for the Wolves, and Forrest and Hunter for the Coyotes.

       I adore my family, but they are definitely a handful. "FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" Of course. "Alright, j-just stop ye-yelling. I w-would like to g-go b-back to sleep." Somehow, they stopped. Thank the stars. I open the cabinet underneath my kitchen sink, and grab the bags of cat food and dog food.

       After feeding them, I walk through the rest of the house. All of my family sleeps in the house at night, and they get along pretty well. The deer actually get along best with Willow, who has pretty much adopted them. My family is a real family, even though nobody believes me. Yeah, life is good.

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       Why? Why? WHY WHY WHY?! That Stars forsaken alarm had to go off now?! Why?

       I Open my eyes, only for the sunlight streaming through to try to blind me. "Ah,-OOF!" I hit the floor. I Hit the floor in an attempt to get away from the sunlight. I really am an idiot. I slowly reach up to my Alarm, currently sitting on my nightstand, and shut it off, before resetting it. Now what? Oh, Right. Feeding the family. Now that I've found a good reason to get up, I do, and I head to the kitchen once more. "Good morning, Mother. Did you sleep well?"

"Y-yes I did M-Maya. Th-thank you f-for asking though." I pick up all of the bowls of food for the indoors animals. That includes the cats, dogs, the Pack, Twitch and Whistle, and Jake. "M-Maya dear, c-could you go get e-everyone outside gath-gathered?" "Yes, mother." With that, she pads outside through the pet door.

Meanwhile, I fill the Canines' food bowls with dog food, adding vitamins to the Pack's. After all, a bunch of pups really do need to grow. After repeating with the cat bowls and Jake's, I take two of them to the living room, setting them in their usual places. Willow, the lovable Canine helped me out, and it only took 4 trips for the dog food and one more for the cats' bowls.

The Boa's ate yesterday, so they're good, but they need time to roam. And Lucky needs to eat too, as well as Ash. And the hamsters. yay. I pick up the small bottle of fish food, along with a small bowl of bugs for Ash, and hamster food pellets.

After feeding everyone, Maya runs back in, with Nessa on her heels and Jesse in the doorway, having opened the door due to being too big for the pet door. "Mother, There's mysterious monsters outside in the woods." I just look at her, Stunned. "W-what? Are y-you sure it's n-not the brothers?" She shakes her head, "Not according to Nessa. Tell her, It's okay." Nessa looks at me, before quietly speaking, almost too soft to hear. "They're not the brothers, they're scarier. They're skeletons, but they're not the brothers. One that Looks like Sans has a huge crack in his skull, and the one that looks like Papyrus is a LOT taller, and slouching. His face is also messed up." They could hurt the family. "Alright. M-Maya, get e-everyone in-inside. We n-need to stay s-safe."

Domestic Hellhounds

A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.

Domestic

This sub-group of hellhounds is characterized in general by types of canine monsters that resemble domestic dogs. They often make for great household allies, and if you treat them right, their loyalty is unwavering. On some of the images, you may have to scroll to see them. Look for the name that matches.

Ancient Pharaoh Hound

Blackhound

They can be either, but females are more common.

Bloodhound

Bull Terror

Chomp Chomp

Damnation

Demonic Bernard

Goregi

Irish Werewolf Hound

They are strictly Male. They breed with other breeds instead

Rot-Weiler

They can be either, but males are more common

Siberian Haunted

Soulful Retriever

They are strictly Female. They breed with other breeds instead

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W H E E Z E

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Can I get a Fluffy Underswap Papyrus x sweet tooth! Reader please?

Stretch LOVES that you have a sweet tooth, just like him. He can also rely on you whenever Sans tries to stop him from drinking honey. You’ve always got a hidden bottle of honey somewhere for him, and a lollipop or candy bar for yourself.

He also has a few hidden sugary things in his hoodie pocket for you on bad days.

If you can chug an entire bottle with him, he will be one happy skele.

Both of you are VERY careful to keep your stashes of sugary goodness away from Blue

A Hyper Blue is a BAD Idea

Otherwise, it’s great. Both you and him understand why the other likes to do so, and accept each other for who you are.

Hey, I know there aren’t many, but could you take this quiz? It would mean the world to me. It’s about your favorite Au Sanses and Papyri. Thank you.

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Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

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