Holy CRAP! That Is AWESOME!!

Holy CRAP! That is AWESOME!!

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4 years ago

Take a moment to appreciate the awesomeness it takes make something as awesomely Divine as this. I LOVE THIS AWESOMENESS!!!

Rewrite the Stars ~

I wanted to try a lipsync animation, and I happened to be listening to Rewrite the Stars when the inspiration struck! I listen to this song most often when I’m drawing Outertale stuff, and personally, I think James Arthur’s voice suited Grillby better. After listening to this one audio clip on loop, it is very hard to imagine him with any other voice. This is probably the most ambitious animation I’ve made to date, and I kind of regret not doing a practice/study animation of Grillby’s flames before going into this :,) The perfectionist in me came out a lot during the process, but overall, I’m super happy with how this came out! Apologies if the quality of this is kind of grainy, I’m still figuring out the best video programs to use and all that jazz. I can’t wait to dabble with more animation stuff in the future 0v0


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4 years ago

I like tumblr because it’s the only social media platform that isn’t like “look how great my life is going right now!” it’s literally just shitposting. it’s the one website that doesn’t destroy your self esteem. no one has ever read a text post that just said “bungus” and been like “wow they have their whole life together and I wish that could be me” and I’m here for it

4 years ago

This Is TOO CUTE!!!!!

…..Guys..

Guys I cant cope with this, its too adorable.

I.. dude like.. for real.. like..

Transformers.. are made of metal.. and magnets.. stick to metallll…

…duuuude… I have so many cute headcannons now that I feel like my head is going to explode..

Imagine Miko.. She saves up her money and buys this sheet magnet one day right? She draws these cute little pictures, cuts them out, glues them to the magnet and cuts the magnet sheet to make her own personalized magnets.

She started with Bulkhead. She would discretely place the magnets on the back of his legs as high up as she could reach. He’s a bit clueless, cant actually see them unless he deliberately looks for them and cant feel them. So he has like 15 magnets stuck to his legs but he doesn’t know at all.

Miko manages to stick about 3 on Bumblebee before he started getting suspicious.

She gave some to Raf and Jack and they joined in.

The kids ended up turning it onto a game. They tried to see who could get the most magnets on different bots. Ratchet being worth the most points.

All three kids got about two magnets each on Optimus which was really hard to do because they had to somewhat climb on him and hope he didn’t move. Optimus knew from the very beginning exactly what they were doing and when they were doing it to him, but he thought it was adorable so pretended to be oblivious and stand extra still whenever he felt one of them climbing up on his pedes. Plus, Optimus was worth a lot of points in the game so he didn’t to make one of them lose because he caught them in the act.

Miko made one with a giant cute Bumblebee on it and put it on, well, duh, Bumblebee’s leg. He was later seen with a face full of pride and the magnet on his chest plate. 

Miko and Raf spent the night at Jacks house and Miko brought all her magnet gear. They took a sick day and spent all their time making magnets. They went to the base that weekend with these big heavy backpacks that were obviously filled with magnets. Every member of team Prime that knew about the magnet stuff pretended to be very busy and distracted that day.

Miko made a giant magnet that had a blushing Shrek on it and stuck it to Ratchet’s foot. He hasn’t noticed yet and she got over 1000 points for it.

Raf was placed on Ratchets shoulder at one point or another, and this absolute mad lad manages to stick a bright pink one with a flower on it right on the side of Ratchet’s head where he cant see or feel it. But of course all the other bots could see it clear as day and never said anything. Raf got 5000 points for getting a girly magnet on Ratchet’s head.

Arcee was the hardest to sneak up on, absolutely nobody could get a magnet on her. She was worth 6000 points because of the difficulty. At first she didn’t want one.. but then Bulkhead, and Bumblebee were gushing about how cute and creative the magnets were and how much they loved them. Arcee got a bit jealous, now she wants a pretty Miko magnet too..

But she cant just like, ask for one. So one day she pretended to be exhausted all day and constantly distracted and working on stuff. But as soon as a magnet mysteriously appeared on her ankle she suddenly had all the energy in the world and had a particular prep in her step. She now pretends to be tired when ever she wants another magnet.

Jack somehow managed to sneak a laugh/crying emoji magnet on the back of Smokescreens head. He still hasn’t noticed this particular magnet and keeps wondering why everyone keeps laughing literally behind his back.

When Wheeljack was around, Miko tried to sneak a magnet on him while he was sitting down with Bulkhead. But there’s no sneaking up on Jackie, so he instantly noticed her and was like, “The frag you doin??” And Bulkhead just whispered, “Duuuude you’re not supposed to notice.” Wheeljack kept the magnet because it said “foxy grandpa” on it, he doesn’t know what it means but he thought it sounded funny.

When Ratchet finally noticed the like, almost 10 magnets on his legs he was annoyed at first……

..But they’re so cute, and Miko worked so hard on them and they have little faces on them.. And it just.. It makes Miko so darn happy and giggly when she sees he still hasn’t noticed them yet. So he pretends to be the most oblivious of them all, letting the kids stick tons of magnets to him.

He gets to about 40 magnets before Optimus kind’a nudges him and goes, “I can no longer tell if you are actually oblivious to all the magnets, my friend.” And Ratchet just goes, “Don’t tell the kids I know, I don’t want to spoil their fun.” Optimus just nods and says, “Of course, would you do the same for me? I do not wish to spoil their game, I am still worth very many points.”

It genuinely took Ratchet forever to notice the pink flower magnet though. He didn’t remember putting Raf on his shoulder that one time and never thought that Raf would actually do something like that. He eventually noticed it when he saw that whenever anyone looked at him their faces would just light up.

…………………..He left that one there and pretended to not notice it because it made Optimus genuinely smile every, single, time, he looked at it.

One time Ratchet was called out to a mission with about 40 magnets stuck to his legs, he returned with only about 16 and had a crushed expression on his face. He was in a horrible mood after that mission, despite how well it went. Later the remaining 16 magnets disappeared too, Miko thought Ratchet had finally discovered them and just threw them out. She sheepishly went up to him and asked him if that was true.

Ratchet looked appalled and said, “Absolutely not! Why would I throw them out??” He brought his left arm down and flipped up his armored plating to reveal the 16 remaining magnets all neatly organized and stuck to the underside of the plate. “I didn’t want to lose any more of them, they wont get lost or damaged here.” Safe to say Miko didn’t think Ratchet cared and teared up a little.

At one point Miko made special jumbo magnets for each member of team prime. Optimus got a bright red one that was covered in blue glitter, it said “BOOS MAN” in big gold letters. She misspelled boss.. Arcee’s was baby blue with the word “QUEEN” poorly spelled in cursive with hot pink marker. Bumblebees was a bright yellow one with black stripes that had the word “STINGER” written on it, but you cant really tell because the words were also black. Ratchet had a white one that had an orange cross on it and had the words “Best Medic” written very carefully and neatly with black sharpie. Bulkhead’s was the biggest one, it was a bright green one that said “My Best Friend” on it. It had a tiny doodle of Miko and Bulk’s faces on it too.

Optimus smiled at his, said it was lovely and hid it some where to keep it safe, but occasionally he could be seen wearing it around the base. Same thing with Arcee, she said she loved it and wore it occasionally. Bumblebee wore his with pride on his chest plate around the base but took it off before he went on missions. Ratchet cried in private over his and hid it somewhere, occasionally on a good day the magnet could be spotted on his left chest plate. Bulkhead also cried a bit but not in private. He put it on his chest plate and said he’d treasure it forever.

Miko eventually ran out of magnets and money, so Agent Fowler came in clutch and got her like a 15 foot heavy duty magnet sheet and these mega big scissors so she could keep making them.

Ultra Magnus told Wheeljack to take the “foxy grandpa” magnet off his shoulder pad because it was “distracting”. Wheeljack looked at Ultra Magnus, then at Miko, then at Ultra Magnus. He said okay and took the magnet off his shoulder and slapped it right on his forehead.

Miko laughed so hard she nearly passed out. Ultra Magus said to take it off and Wheeljack was like “make me you coward”.

Wheeljack asked specifically for biggest, most ugly and obnoxious Magnet she had. Miko returned with a diner plate sized baked Berry Benson magnet that she didn’t have the chance to use. Wheeljack put it on his shoulder pad where it could best be seen and refused to take it off JUST to make the kids laugh and annoy Ultra Magnus.

I would keep going but honestly this post is getting too long and if I try to keep going my brain is going to melt from the cuteness.

♡(ಥ﹏ಥ)♡

2 years ago
A Book Crystallized In The Ocean

A book crystallized in the ocean

4 years ago

My Undertale Headcanons

I personally believe that if enough pacifist routes, without a single neutral or genocide route occurring, Gaster, Chara and Asriel can truly be saved.

I also Headcanon that when a monster Soulbond’s with a human, the human’s lifetime is drastically increased, and their aging slowed to about monster speed.

I will add more later, these I just needed to write before I forget.


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4 years ago

Too Many Skeles - Y/N Bio

Too Many Skeles - Y/N Bio

I’m just gonna warn you, This gets LONG

Name: Y/N

Soul Trait: Green, Orange, and Violet, glitching slightly

Gender: Male/Female/Neither/Either (Depends on you)

Personality:

smart, almost to the point of nerd

brave, will protect anyone

can NOT stand empty words or flirting

would definitely punch a flirt without blinking

Would also punch a jerk

Unless it's kids

Then you're just loving them

100% Older sibling situation 

Adores animals

Has a total of 28 Companions, 14 female, 14 Male

Best Friend:

Chance Jason

Red hair

Emerald Green eyes

Pale Skin

Prominent Freckles

Ace

Apparel: 

Dark Grey hoodie that is worn every single day, without fail

Has a Necklace

Prefers loose jeans or sweatpants

Companions:

3 Cats

Espère, Rowdy, and Cami

4 Dogs

Willow, Mason, Zodiac, and Maya

2 Hamster

Twitch and Whistle

1 fish

Lucky

2 Boa Constrictors

Amazon and Waterfall

1 Bearded Dragon

Ash

1 Rabbit

Jake

2 Parrots

Dusk and Moon

2 Bear cubs 

Nessa and Jesse

2 Deer

Ivy and Huckleberry

3 Wolf pups

Cassiopeia, Orion, and Dipper

2 coyote pups

Forrest and Hunter

3 Foxes

Aurora, Digger, and Chirp

Random Facts

Has a Stutter, due to a hereditary factor, and signing is used instead

Knows multiple types of sign language, and uses them to communicate

Knows Wingdings

Can actually understand animals as though they're speaking

Can't fall asleep easy, but once out, can NOT be woken up. EVER

Can actually Bake really well, But can NOT cook. AT ALL.


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3 years ago

I have to reblog. This is too savage to ignore.

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

4 years ago

Hey, I know there aren’t many, but could you take this quiz? It would mean the world to me. It’s about your favorite Au Sanses and Papyri. Thank you.


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4 years ago

Feral Griffins

A Griffin is a mythical monster that is a mix of Feline and Avian form. There are two sub-groups, feral and domestic. The feral sub-group has two tiers, Winged and Wingless. They are Quadrupeds, often with their front legs being avian, and their rear legs Feline, as well as a feather tipped feline tail. They have beaks and their respective feline eyes. Domestic Griffins are more commonly known as Griffs. In terms of all around power, they are stronger than Hellhounds, but weaker than Dragons.

Feral

They are proud, solitary hunters, but very protective of their territory and Kits.

Winged

Winged Griffins are stronger than their wingless relatives. They are more commonly male than female, about 3 out of 5 being male.

Lion-Eagle

The Lion-Eagle Griffin is the most well recognized type of griffin, characterized by golden fur and feathers, except on the head, where the feathers are white, like a Bald Eagle. It's talons are very strong, and It can carry up to half a ton. They live on cliffs, such as the grand canyon, and other such places. They swoop down and pull their prey in the air, before dropping them over flat rocks.

Tiger-osprey

The Tiger-Osprey Griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by red-orange or white, black striped fur, and silver-grey feathers. It's talons and claws are very sharp, and it is an adept swimmer. They live in jungles, and quite often use waterfalls to fly, with the canopy covering about all other sky. They tend to attack from the riverfront.

Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon

A Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon Griffin is a rare type of griffin, characterized by white, dark rosette covered fur, and dappled white and grey feathers. They are masters of stealth, and can come within ten feet of their prey before being noticed. They live in snowy mountains, and their coat helps them blend in to their patchy surroundings.

Wingless

Wingless Griffins are faster and are better climbers than their winged relatives. They are more often female than male, 2 out of 3 being female.

Peregrine-Cheetah

A Peregrine-Cheetah griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by Silver and Pale Gold fur and feathers, and dark spots covering their back and tail, turning to rings on the tip. They are the fastest type of griffin. They are incredible runners, and can top 100 mph in short bursts. They live in Savannahs, where they can run without restriction.

Serval-Kite

A Serval-Kite griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by a Beige or Golden Brown fur coat with Darker Brown spots, and Brown and Black striped feathers. They are very agile, capable of catching fast prey, and are great at escaping traps and bigger predators. They live in Meadows, Forests, and Grasslands, where their agility is quite helpful.

Ocelot-Owl

The Ocelot-Owl is a rare type of griffin, characterized by a dark brown fur on their back with a light beige stomach, and an irregular stripe and spot pattern, with mottled brown feathers. They are Nocturnal, and very stealthy hunters. They live mostly in forests, where they can silently swoop down on their prey from the trees.


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4 years ago

I absolutely ADORED part one, and tried to find it for so long, before finding your blog. Thank you for making this.

Magnet part 2 (mini story)

You guys absolutely blew up over the first one and wanted more, and I said I had more ideas so I thought I’d make a part 2. This part though is just a little story based off of the original headcannons. Here’s part 1.

After Agent Fowler bought Miko more magnet stuff, her Jack and Raf started making magnets at the base over the weekend instead of at home. Most of the bots were grateful for this because it meant that Miko was too busy making magnets to sneak on missions with the other bots.

One time, the kids, Bee, and Bulkhead were coloring and making magnets on the floor of the base. Miko freezes up mid cutting some paper and just gets this look on her face all of a sudden. She looks at a huge chunk of cut up magnet and just stares at it for a good 20 seconds.

She then looks at Ratchet across the room, And just stares at him with this blank yet thinking expression. The scissors in her hand are still positioned mid cut. She turns and looks at Bulkhead, who notices. She squints at him, then looks back at Ratchet, then back at the clump of scrap magnet.

Miko then nods like she’s finalized a decision. She puts down the paper and scissors and stands up. She picks up the scrap magnet and proceeds to sneakily waddle over to Ratchet with it, Ratchet doesn’t notice. Raf, Jack, Bulk and Bee look at each other with fear and anticipation. She gets behind Ratchet some feet and raises it over her head and screams,

“RATCHET THERE’S A SCRAPLET ON YOUR LEG!!” And then chucks at him as hard as she can. It hits and sticks to Ratchets leg with a loud clank, this scares the absolute snot out of him.

He moves faster than anyone has ever seen him move, he let out a shriek, snagged the “Scraplet” and threw it against the wall as hard as he could in one quick succession.

He threw it against the wall so hard if left a dent. The look on Ratchet’s face made it clear his spark rate was through the friggin roof. He’s freaking out, but once he realizes that what is stuck to the wall isn’t a mangled Scraplet and sees the about-to-bust-out-laughing face Miko had.. He looks at her and shouts, “MIKO!!!“ in that annoyed parent tone.

Everyone loses it. Miko couldn’t hear Ratchet scolding her over her own laughter. But then it gets even better when Optimus comes in from the other room so see what all the commotion was. He walks in, sees the magnet and just kind’a goes,

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As you can see by the illustration, Ratchet was very embarrassed and Miko had a stroke.

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