This Is TOO CUTE!!!!!
…..Guys..
Guys I cant cope with this, its too adorable.
I.. dude like.. for real.. like..
Transformers.. are made of metal.. and magnets.. stick to metallll…
…duuuude… I have so many cute headcannons now that I feel like my head is going to explode..
Imagine Miko.. She saves up her money and buys this sheet magnet one day right? She draws these cute little pictures, cuts them out, glues them to the magnet and cuts the magnet sheet to make her own personalized magnets.
She started with Bulkhead. She would discretely place the magnets on the back of his legs as high up as she could reach. He’s a bit clueless, cant actually see them unless he deliberately looks for them and cant feel them. So he has like 15 magnets stuck to his legs but he doesn’t know at all.
Miko manages to stick about 3 on Bumblebee before he started getting suspicious.
She gave some to Raf and Jack and they joined in.
The kids ended up turning it onto a game. They tried to see who could get the most magnets on different bots. Ratchet being worth the most points.
All three kids got about two magnets each on Optimus which was really hard to do because they had to somewhat climb on him and hope he didn’t move. Optimus knew from the very beginning exactly what they were doing and when they were doing it to him, but he thought it was adorable so pretended to be oblivious and stand extra still whenever he felt one of them climbing up on his pedes. Plus, Optimus was worth a lot of points in the game so he didn’t to make one of them lose because he caught them in the act.
Miko made one with a giant cute Bumblebee on it and put it on, well, duh, Bumblebee’s leg. He was later seen with a face full of pride and the magnet on his chest plate.
Miko and Raf spent the night at Jacks house and Miko brought all her magnet gear. They took a sick day and spent all their time making magnets. They went to the base that weekend with these big heavy backpacks that were obviously filled with magnets. Every member of team Prime that knew about the magnet stuff pretended to be very busy and distracted that day.
Miko made a giant magnet that had a blushing Shrek on it and stuck it to Ratchet’s foot. He hasn’t noticed yet and she got over 1000 points for it.
Raf was placed on Ratchets shoulder at one point or another, and this absolute mad lad manages to stick a bright pink one with a flower on it right on the side of Ratchet’s head where he cant see or feel it. But of course all the other bots could see it clear as day and never said anything. Raf got 5000 points for getting a girly magnet on Ratchet’s head.
Arcee was the hardest to sneak up on, absolutely nobody could get a magnet on her. She was worth 6000 points because of the difficulty. At first she didn’t want one.. but then Bulkhead, and Bumblebee were gushing about how cute and creative the magnets were and how much they loved them. Arcee got a bit jealous, now she wants a pretty Miko magnet too..
But she cant just like, ask for one. So one day she pretended to be exhausted all day and constantly distracted and working on stuff. But as soon as a magnet mysteriously appeared on her ankle she suddenly had all the energy in the world and had a particular prep in her step. She now pretends to be tired when ever she wants another magnet.
Jack somehow managed to sneak a laugh/crying emoji magnet on the back of Smokescreens head. He still hasn’t noticed this particular magnet and keeps wondering why everyone keeps laughing literally behind his back.
When Wheeljack was around, Miko tried to sneak a magnet on him while he was sitting down with Bulkhead. But there’s no sneaking up on Jackie, so he instantly noticed her and was like, “The frag you doin??” And Bulkhead just whispered, “Duuuude you’re not supposed to notice.” Wheeljack kept the magnet because it said “foxy grandpa” on it, he doesn’t know what it means but he thought it sounded funny.
When Ratchet finally noticed the like, almost 10 magnets on his legs he was annoyed at first……
..But they’re so cute, and Miko worked so hard on them and they have little faces on them.. And it just.. It makes Miko so darn happy and giggly when she sees he still hasn’t noticed them yet. So he pretends to be the most oblivious of them all, letting the kids stick tons of magnets to him.
He gets to about 40 magnets before Optimus kind’a nudges him and goes, “I can no longer tell if you are actually oblivious to all the magnets, my friend.” And Ratchet just goes, “Don’t tell the kids I know, I don’t want to spoil their fun.” Optimus just nods and says, “Of course, would you do the same for me? I do not wish to spoil their game, I am still worth very many points.”
It genuinely took Ratchet forever to notice the pink flower magnet though. He didn’t remember putting Raf on his shoulder that one time and never thought that Raf would actually do something like that. He eventually noticed it when he saw that whenever anyone looked at him their faces would just light up.
…………………..He left that one there and pretended to not notice it because it made Optimus genuinely smile every, single, time, he looked at it.
One time Ratchet was called out to a mission with about 40 magnets stuck to his legs, he returned with only about 16 and had a crushed expression on his face. He was in a horrible mood after that mission, despite how well it went. Later the remaining 16 magnets disappeared too, Miko thought Ratchet had finally discovered them and just threw them out. She sheepishly went up to him and asked him if that was true.
Ratchet looked appalled and said, “Absolutely not! Why would I throw them out??” He brought his left arm down and flipped up his armored plating to reveal the 16 remaining magnets all neatly organized and stuck to the underside of the plate. “I didn’t want to lose any more of them, they wont get lost or damaged here.” Safe to say Miko didn’t think Ratchet cared and teared up a little.
At one point Miko made special jumbo magnets for each member of team prime. Optimus got a bright red one that was covered in blue glitter, it said “BOOS MAN” in big gold letters. She misspelled boss.. Arcee’s was baby blue with the word “QUEEN” poorly spelled in cursive with hot pink marker. Bumblebees was a bright yellow one with black stripes that had the word “STINGER” written on it, but you cant really tell because the words were also black. Ratchet had a white one that had an orange cross on it and had the words “Best Medic” written very carefully and neatly with black sharpie. Bulkhead’s was the biggest one, it was a bright green one that said “My Best Friend” on it. It had a tiny doodle of Miko and Bulk’s faces on it too.
Optimus smiled at his, said it was lovely and hid it some where to keep it safe, but occasionally he could be seen wearing it around the base. Same thing with Arcee, she said she loved it and wore it occasionally. Bumblebee wore his with pride on his chest plate around the base but took it off before he went on missions. Ratchet cried in private over his and hid it somewhere, occasionally on a good day the magnet could be spotted on his left chest plate. Bulkhead also cried a bit but not in private. He put it on his chest plate and said he’d treasure it forever.
Miko eventually ran out of magnets and money, so Agent Fowler came in clutch and got her like a 15 foot heavy duty magnet sheet and these mega big scissors so she could keep making them.
Ultra Magnus told Wheeljack to take the “foxy grandpa” magnet off his shoulder pad because it was “distracting”. Wheeljack looked at Ultra Magnus, then at Miko, then at Ultra Magnus. He said okay and took the magnet off his shoulder and slapped it right on his forehead.
Miko laughed so hard she nearly passed out. Ultra Magus said to take it off and Wheeljack was like “make me you coward”.
Wheeljack asked specifically for biggest, most ugly and obnoxious Magnet she had. Miko returned with a diner plate sized baked Berry Benson magnet that she didn’t have the chance to use. Wheeljack put it on his shoulder pad where it could best be seen and refused to take it off JUST to make the kids laugh and annoy Ultra Magnus.
I would keep going but honestly this post is getting too long and if I try to keep going my brain is going to melt from the cuteness.
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This is PREACHING!
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
A book crystallized in the ocean
just want a Transformers show where the humans they become friends with are millennials and gen z kids with those generations senses of humor and it makes even the Decepticons worried for them
I’m reblogging, only because of the 100% accuracy. HOW IS THIS SO TRUE?!?!?!
Undyne: So, are you dating Papyrus, or Sans?
Y/n: Um, I would have to say-
Papyrus: *runs in* Y/N, HELP! SANS WON'T STOP THE PUNS!
Y/N: I'm coming, go on ahead.
Papyrus: OKAY.*Runs out*
Y/N: Paps, Definitely Paps. Too many puns* Grabs Baseball bat* Bye Undyne!
Undyne: *sighing and shaking her head* Sans, you're in trouble now.
This A/N is Necessary in order to get something clear. If something is in italics, it is Thinking. If it is underlined and in italics with quotations, it is "Signing." If it has only quotations it is "Speaking." I needed to make that known.
Y/N's PoV
"Food." Not this early. "Food." A second voice joins in. "Food." No! Not you too! "FOOD!" Alright, alright. I'm up. "I'm go-going, y-you three." I get up, despite my body's protests, and force myself to the living room, then to the kitchen, where I ended up amassing more of my big family along the way.
By family, I mean my companions. Most would call them pets, but since I can understand them, they are my companions. There's the three cats, Espère, Rowdy, Cami, and The Pack. The Pack is an adopted litter of siblings, Wolf, Coyote, and Fox. Aurora, Digger, and Chirp for the foxes, Dipper, Orion, and Polaris for the Wolves, and Forrest and Hunter for the Coyotes.
I adore my family, but they are definitely a handful. "FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!" Of course. "Alright, j-just stop ye-yelling. I w-would like to g-go b-back to sleep." Somehow, they stopped. Thank the stars. I open the cabinet underneath my kitchen sink, and grab the bags of cat food and dog food.
After feeding them, I walk through the rest of the house. All of my family sleeps in the house at night, and they get along pretty well. The deer actually get along best with Willow, who has pretty much adopted them. My family is a real family, even though nobody believes me. Yeah, life is good.
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Why? Why? WHY WHY WHY?! That Stars forsaken alarm had to go off now?! Why?
I Open my eyes, only for the sunlight streaming through to try to blind me. "Ah,-OOF!" I hit the floor. I Hit the floor in an attempt to get away from the sunlight. I really am an idiot. I slowly reach up to my Alarm, currently sitting on my nightstand, and shut it off, before resetting it. Now what? Oh, Right. Feeding the family. Now that I've found a good reason to get up, I do, and I head to the kitchen once more. "Good morning, Mother. Did you sleep well?"
"Y-yes I did M-Maya. Th-thank you f-for asking though." I pick up all of the bowls of food for the indoors animals. That includes the cats, dogs, the Pack, Twitch and Whistle, and Jake. "M-Maya dear, c-could you go get e-everyone outside gath-gathered?" "Yes, mother." With that, she pads outside through the pet door.
Meanwhile, I fill the Canines' food bowls with dog food, adding vitamins to the Pack's. After all, a bunch of pups really do need to grow. After repeating with the cat bowls and Jake's, I take two of them to the living room, setting them in their usual places. Willow, the lovable Canine helped me out, and it only took 4 trips for the dog food and one more for the cats' bowls.
The Boa's ate yesterday, so they're good, but they need time to roam. And Lucky needs to eat too, as well as Ash. And the hamsters. yay. I pick up the small bottle of fish food, along with a small bowl of bugs for Ash, and hamster food pellets.
After feeding everyone, Maya runs back in, with Nessa on her heels and Jesse in the doorway, having opened the door due to being too big for the pet door. "Mother, There's mysterious monsters outside in the woods." I just look at her, Stunned. "W-what? Are y-you sure it's n-not the brothers?" She shakes her head, "Not according to Nessa. Tell her, It's okay." Nessa looks at me, before quietly speaking, almost too soft to hear. "They're not the brothers, they're scarier. They're skeletons, but they're not the brothers. One that Looks like Sans has a huge crack in his skull, and the one that looks like Papyrus is a LOT taller, and slouching. His face is also messed up." They could hurt the family. "Alright. M-Maya, get e-everyone in-inside. We n-need to stay s-safe."
These are the AU's I'm adding, In order. The Names in bold are the possible romantic interests. I will change this to a possible total of 10-12, so several will be eliminated. let me know which ones should be.
Mythictale: Canine and Thunder
Horrortale: Bear and Sweets
Littletale: Kid and Squirt
Dusttale: Dust and Ghost
Undertale: Classic and Origin
Echotale: G
Altertale: Keeper and Royal
Dreamtale: Dream and Nightmare
Underfell: Edge and Boss
Inktale: Ink
Birdtale: Sparrow and Raven
Errortale: Error
Underswap: Blueberry and Stretch
Fellswap Red: Raspberry and Pup
Dancetale: Hip-Hop and Latin
Outertale: Star and Nebula
X-tale: Cross
Asylumtale: Asy and Spirit
Storyshift: Majesty and Prince
Aftertale: Geno
Underlust: Lust and Passion
A Dragon is a Type of mythical monster of reptilian form. They are one of the most well known and diverse species out there. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. The term Dragon is the name of one classification of their species, as well as a general name for them.
Domestic
Domestic Dragons are small. They make for great Household or Small Child protectors. They are good with small children. They wouldn't attack any young child, ever. They are more commonly referred to as Dragos. They have no fire, but can deal some serious damage with their teeth if necessary, but never a child.
Teacup Drago
A Teacup Drago is a somewhat uncommon classification of Drago, Characterized by looking like a feral Dragon, but much more calm and collected. They are more like a Golden retriever, despite their size. They are calm and loyal, and will protect your house. They are also very intelligent and caring.
Pocket Drago
A Pocket Drago is the smallest and rarest classification of Drago, characterized by pretty much being a pocket sized feral Dragon. They come in brighter colors, and are very fearsome, until you scritch between it's teeny wings. Despite being called Pocket Drago, they actually prefer being on the palm of your hand or on your shoulder. They are the most cat like. They can and will lay on your face at night.
Plush Drago
A Plush Drago is the most common type of Drago, characterized by being a literal living dragon plush. They can look like any type of feral dragon, but are absolute cuddle bugs, and will protect small children at any cost. They are very loyal, and will protect a child even after it is grown. They love to be cuddled every night.
Sans: Why? Why would you do this?
Y/n: Don't get me wrong Sans, I do love you
Y/N: But now it's payback time for the puns
*Pulls out draw four Uno card* Boom
A Hellhound is a Mythical Monster of a Canine form. There are two sub-groups, Feral and Domestic. In terms of all around power, they are the weakest classification of High Tier Mythic.
Feral
This sub-group of hellhound is characterized in general by the types of canine monsters that resemble wild Canine species. They are strong, brave, and Fierce. Most Ferals live in Savannahs or Forests. They are often stubborn and independent, even while working in a pack.
Cerberus
A type of Hellhound characterized by three heads. All three heads have different personalities, but the monster itself only has one SOUL. They often have dark brown or black fur, and red eyes. They can be both male and female. They hunt by using the three head working together to track their prey. They are solitary hunters, but live in pack-like groups inside a territory.
Cryote
A Cryote is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Coyote. Their fur is commonly black, grey, brown, cream, tan, and white, and they have blue eyes. Their species is strictly male, not one female has ever occurred. Instead they breed with a Vexen or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their Howl, which sounds like a human cry of mourning or despair. It causes it's victims to be overcome with hopelessness and despair.
Vexen
A Vexen is a type of Hellhound slightly resembling a Fox. They have reddish grey fur, with white paws, and a White tail tip. Their species is strictly female, not one male has ever occurred. Instead, they breed with a Cryote or another hellhound. They are most commonly known for their enchanting bark. It lures male animals by barking at them from the shadows and retreating. The male Follows, only to be led to an awaiting pack.
Dinro
A Dinro is a type of hellhound slightly resembling a Dingo. They are quite often a Light ginger, Tan, Tan and Black, or Cream, and black eyes. They can be both male and female. Their hunting method is a Pack hunt. Working in groups of up to ten, they can even take down an Elephant. One Dinro scares the prey to the rest of the pack, and the rest pounce, attacking every possible soft spot. They can just as likely be male or female.
Jacan
A Jacan is a Hellhound species that slightly resembles a Jackal. They have Cream and Tawny beige fur, and Ice blue Eyes. They hunt using a pack technique similar to a Dinro, but the packs can have up to thirty five members. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly female.
Fenrir
A Fenrir is a type of hellhound closely resembling a giant wolf. They have black fur, blood red eyes, and are always on fire. They are solitary hellhounds, and they hunt using their incredible speed, strength, and stamina to take down their prey. They can be both male and female, but are more commonly male.
She/Her, Mostly garbage, 💮16💮Panromantic Asexual, just an idiot having fun, loving my darling Bluebird with all of my heart, and acknowledge the art other than the skeles as her talent
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