This Post Is Doing Numbers, And I Have The Feeling That Gangle’s Expression Is The Main Reason…

Tadc oc besad on old toy Parrot

Two tadc oc brother the Green Parrot With red beak name Polly and the Parrot besad on crackers name poll

I just learned that I don’t get notifications about my Inbox 😭

(I can’t always guarantee requests to be fufilled)

Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine’s part. Admittedly it’s kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don’t want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

“SING FOR ME!”

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

“I don’t like Youtube video essays they’re too mansplain-y.” has the word mansplain been lost in translation or has the term ‘video essay’ been lost in translation???? bc I have no idea what sentiment you’re truly to express? you feel this passion project YouTube analysis of an indie video game is misogynistically condescending? you clicked on a video of a man explaining something and it’s mansplainy? like I’m not saying a person must listen to and enjoy video essays but that confounded me truly

here. take it. it doesn't take more than two seconds to help.

Me on the other hand:

war never changes

people have been reblogging my old pakistani miku art from four years ago so i just want people to know i can draw better now

Yandere! Mad Hatter

No, not the Batman one. The Alice in Wonderland one. Though, if I'm being fair, they would technically act the same even if their mindsets aren't similar. Endless tea parties, giant cakes, and bunch of new friends to talk to. He will definitely go out of his way to spoil you.

Though, unlike your friend Alice. You might find yourself a bit... forgetful. Alice will beg of you to leave to tea party like you've been there for days. But Alice... we just got here.

"Wait, wasn't there a 3rd friend with us?" "My, don't get ridiculous about the red hareing. I'll eventually take care of the chairing."

You start to eventually realize that you might have been there longer than you've noticed. Especially when you start speaking in riddles and rhymes. Alice eventually puts her foot down and goes to drag you out of the tea party. But when she makes it back to the tea party, she was completely aghast to see you have completely changed. You outfit has been alternated, you were wearing a hat similar to the Mad Hatter's, and your eyes have changed. Alice panics and pulls you away from the table, all the while Mad Hatter waves goodbye with a smile.

The Red Queen was furious to see Alice and her friend back at her castle, but even she knew that there was something up you and your newfound appearance. But that doesn't mean that she'll let you two go easily.

Alice tries to desperately pull you through the door, but you refuse to move. You fall to the ground as the guards charge at the two of you. She tries her hardest to drag you through the door just as the guards reach out for you.

Alice wakes up and feels relived as it turns out to be a dream. She rushes to wake you and is glad that you wake up as well. But the moment you turn to face her, she is horrified when you open your eyes. Your eyes now reflect the ones from Wonderland.

"Don't worry, Alice. I'll take care care of your friend. I'll make sure the fun will never end."

And I'd like to take Lydia Bard's new villain song for the inspiration for this yandere!

I missed writing about yanderes!!!

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my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!