gravity falls isn't trending anymore I think I cursed it
the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me
Today, my great uncle Lewis taught me how to kill someone and make it look like an accident
oh I got clocked....
@friedmagazinebouquet
Take this quiz and see what’s ur red flag
Y is this so true tho😭😭
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@demigod-jack-hearth @goddess-of-bubblegum @the-french-fry @alexadaughterofposieden @/anyone else
what does this mean bro why is tumblr doing this
Nobody likes marine life as much as I do
Except for people who like dolphins
Everyone likes dolphins more than me
I think I'm done liking things. I've already liked everything and now there's nothing left and I'm bored
saying "we" when I actually just mean "me" because I'm so used to including my best friend in conversations
I think a girl is trying to sapphic rizz me because she just asked me if she's the sun or the moon
I'm playing "darts" with my cousin (modified version to fit his 8 year old brain) and he got 9 and 12. He said "I got 21" and I said "actually 9 plus 10 equals 21".
He proceeded to make fun of me for my subpar math skills.
What has the world come to.