here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
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- Comfort food colour sketch done inbetween meetings - inspired by a frame from Nimona
When I learn to code I will make a shitty mobile game where you care for Medic's pet Spy head like a knockoff talking tom while he goes on honeymoon with Heavy (the doves go with them but the hear does not)
You can
Feed him!
Bathe him!
Dress him up!
Chainsmoke!
Kill him! Then you must do a minigame where you track him down after he and his body respawn and steal his head again so Medic doesn't find out.
Kiss him goodnight!
The game goes on forever. Medic tricked you he's actually retired the head is your problem now.
I am looking forward to putting my sticky, frog eyeballs on those of you who wish to attend my panel at DashCon... I doubt any of you PEONS will be truly prepared for my Magnum Opus...
I was playing badwater basin and I pocketed the best heavy I've ever pocketed. He was such a good player, he protected me so well. I didn't die once. I made sure I didn't let him die either, and He didn't.
He killed everyone really fast, I didn't even uber him that much, like once or twice.
When I got hit in any way, even about to die, he was there. He gave me sandwiches when everything was at peace. Everything was so, so beautiful. Thanks to him we won in less than 3 minutes. I felt so protected😭😭
I literally was going to type this before but, before I could, everyone kicked him for no reason. I felt so bad😭 I feel like I fell in love with Heavy and he got taken away from me so, so suddenly...
I miss you my dear Heavy... You're the best Heavy player I've ever seen... Such a shame I was playin with the name "I fuck the heavys I heal" when healing him😭
im dead most of the time, but sometimes I sceam about the things i like |they/them|
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