She Emesis On My Blue Till I Respawn Machine

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

Yafya is a bitch (affectionate)

Yeah

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Also... I can't stop thinking about Ernie being handed a modeling chocolate Ernie from a old cake Boss episode. Ernie you're Sublime forever...

Transphobic parents introducing their child like:

"Here's my beautiful daughter!" Your beautiful son has a beard.

Based on pic on the right

Proships DNI

Reblogs > Likes

Genderbend Kremy looks exactly the same but maybe cuntier eyeliner

Plays sweet talk by Samantha jade

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