Instead of doing literally anything else that may be considered “productive” I went ahead and made this.
I present to you my list of Classic Lit Authors Sorted into Hogwarts Houses:
William Shakespeare - Ravenclaw
Emily Dickinson - Hufflepuff
H. P. Lovecraft - Ravenclaw
Leo Tolstoy - Gryffindor
Edgar Allan Poe - Ravenclaw
Oscar Wilde - Slytherin
Robert Ervin Howard - Gryffindor
Jane Austen - Ravenclaw
Mark Twain - Slytherin
Ernest Hemingway - Gryffindor
Aldous Huxley - Slytherin
Sylvia Plath - Ravenclaw
Ray Bradbury - Ravenclaw
William Blake - Slytherin
James Joyce - Slytherin
William Wordsworth - Hufflepuff
Lewis Carroll - Ravenclaw
Walt Whitman - Slytherin
Ralph Waldo Emerson - Ravenclaw
T. S. Eliot - Ravenclaw
Victor Hugo - Gryffindor
F. Scott Fitzgerald - Gryffindor
George Orwell - Slytherin
Virginia Woolf - Ravenclaw
J. R. R. Tolkien - Ravenclaw
Toni Morrison - Gryffindor
Mary Shelley - Ravenclaw
Percy Bysshe Shelley - Ravenclaw
Charles Dickens - Gryffindor
Charlotte Brontë - Gryffindor
Emily Brontë - Slytherin
Anne Brontë - Hufflepuff
George Eliot - Gryffindor
Louisa May Alcott - Gryffindor
Joseph Conrad - Slytherin
Jack London - Gryffindor
Henry James - Ravenclaw
Bram Stoker - Slytherin
Franz Kafka - Slytherin
E. M. Forster - Hufflepuff
Ayn Rand - Slytherin
Joseph Heller - Slytherin
Harper Lee - Hufflepuff
J. D. Salinger - Slytherin
Arthur Conan Doyle - Ravenclaw
Agatha Christie - Slytherin
Roald Dahl - Ravenclaw
Frank Herbert - Slytherin
Octavia E. Butler - Ravenclaw
Vladimir Nabokov - Slytherin
This is obviously not a complete list (there are 50 here) and there will be a follow-up with more in the future! I am very sure about some of these (anyone who has ever met me or looked at my blog knows how hard it was to restrain myself from putting Oscar Wilde first) but I’d love to hear other people’s opinions if anyone has some!
Special thanks to @amapofyourstars for helping me sort these people even though she had little to no interest in any of their lives.
there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this
If you tell a boy whose hair is curly and wild and who dresses in faded holey t-shirts that smell like worn cotton and home that he should comb his hair down for you and dress up nicer for you, then you are slowly killing him and replacing him with what you think he should have to be…for you. Do me a favor. Dont. This world needs more boys with wild hair and worn cotton shirts and if you cant appreciate him, let him go, because he does not need to be told that his comfort and style is wrong. He should be loved by someone who thinks that wild hair is beautiful, and that he is stunning in a suit or worn cotton or nothing at all, because that is what love is. Healthy love is accepting them as they came, with all their flaws and problems and quirks. You should not have to “fix” someone you love at all, if they are right for you, you will be able to grow together into better people. They might adapt around you as time goes on, and that is normal, growth and change is good and natural, but forcing change is brutal and mean. He deserves to be loved just the way he came to you, because someone thinks he is beautiful, and if you can’t do that, let him love someone who will.
Thoughts of things (via burtonbutton)
everyone should read this
(via lottie360)
I always preferred the company of the dead. You try complaining about your life, surrounded by their wailing. Call it perspective. And the living, well, they can’t look at me for too long, without dissolving into their most basic parts, only good for my cousin’s touch. Nobody likes looking at their own mortality. Everybody wants to die a hero. They don’t want to meet me with my howling dogs and lingering nature and blank eyes. I’m not unkind, no matter what the other Deaths say. I allow lingering goodbyes, lovers to meet again, scores to be settled. Just ask Patroclus, his hands fading as he watched his lover weep.
Melinoe (a.v.p)
Sometimes we want our bodies to do a better job at showing the things that hurt us, the stories we keep inside us.
Ava Dellaira, Love Letters to the Dead (via ellacalm)
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
Kurt Vonnegut, Welcome to the Monkey House (via quotespile)
by David G. Forés
“Years of love have been forgot, in the hatred of a minute.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
Requested! ENTP + Slytherin + Cancer + Daughter of Aphrodite (plus Fall Out Boy)