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ive been having trouble sleeping so I decided to watch an over abundance of pokemon... little. did I know. that I had become so desensitized to seeing pikachu that I suddenly saw the plump yellow fuck for the first time... himb is pwrfcet

this!!! this is what I mean!!!!

The Pikachu's two common postures puff and lounge

may or may not make an actual version of this 👀 (the answer is may not)

ive been having trouble sleeping so I decided to watch an over abundance of pokemon... little. did I know. that I had become so desensitized to seeing pikachu that I suddenly saw the plump yellow fuck for the first time... himb is pwrfcet

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

I am experiencing withdrawal symptoms.

I'm so friendpilled. I'm so hangout coded. I'm just so lovablecore. but it's too mucch pill and code and core!!! the system is overheating!!!!!

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.

**The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:**

“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”

(borat voice) my wife!!

there's a tall pretty woman working at my local library. I fumbled so hard without even saying anything!!! devasted rn, utterly devastated, I should be put down. or, alternatively, get my balls cut off