(borat Voice) My Wife!!

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

I miss him, but I miss his cats more. I would steal them if I didn't like his mom

may or may not make an actual version of this 👀 (the answer is may not)

ive been having trouble sleeping so I decided to watch an over abundance of pokemon... little. did I know. that I had become so desensitized to seeing pikachu that I suddenly saw the plump yellow fuck for the first time... himb is pwrfcet

Toon beasts...

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

there's a tall pretty woman working at my local library. I fumbled so hard without even saying anything!!! devasted rn, utterly devastated, I should be put down. or, alternatively, get my balls cut off

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

Busted! Trump’s Greenland Supporters Were Homeless and Socially Disadvantaged People Bribed With Hotel Dinners

Danish news reports on Trump’s scheme

https://meidasnews.com/news/busted-trumps-greenland-supporters-were-homeless-and-socially-disadvantaged-people-bribed-with-hotel-dinners

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

me, drained and so so sad: please I need a new blorbo so bad, I'm begging

new blorbo, who I will now never be rid of: hey

me, again: no not that one