More Soukoku Headcanons Because I Still Need Healing After Chapter 109 (The Anime Somehow Managed To

Black Butler Headcanon #1

Rabbit Sebastian

Ciel has an enormous Sebastian bitter rabbit. Ciel had designed the plushie as a joke. He wanted to get on Sebastian’s nerves by portraying him as a harmless bunny. It had backfired when Sebastian went out and bought him one with the explanation, “Oh Bocchan, don’t you know that rabbits can be vicious and aggressive fighters? I am honored that you would represent my skills as such. Now you can have another protector for when I’m away. Isn’t that wonderful?” Ciel was not amused.

The next time Ciel ordered Sebastian away to uncover information, he found himself waking up from a nightmare. He was no stranger to nightmares, but when the nightmares are so graphic, it takes everything in him to not call for Sebastian. He doesn’t always succeed, but that night he did. He stopped Sebastian’s name from exiting his mouth with a mere second to spare. He focused on calming his heart and controlling his breathing. Had Sebastian been there, he would already be drink warm milk with honey. But Sebastian wasn’t there. Ciel looked around his room, assuring himself that he was safe, when he saw the plushie Sebastian had left next to his bed. Hesitantly, he reached for the stuffed rabbit and placed it next to him.

When Sebastian returned that morning, he prepared Ciel’s tea and breakfast before going to wake Ciel. Once Sebastian entered Ciel’s room, he saw Ciel cuddling with the oversized plushie. He couldn’t help the small smile that found its way onto his face.

Dadbastian request: wasp in the house wasp in the house wasp in the house oh god kill it Sebastian hurry it's SWOOPING-

I cackled when I read this request 😂

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Buzz… Buzz… Buzz

Ciel looked up from his paperwork, annoyed at the sound that caused him to loose his focus. A few seconds later, he heard the servants running outside of his study. The door was slightly cracked, so their voices carried into the study.

“Mey-Rin! Wait! It’s too tiny for you to use your weapons!” Finny yelled as he ran after Mey-Rin.

“But Mr. Sebastian said to kill it.” Mey-Rin replied from down the hall.

“Come on! How hard is it to catch a bloody wasp?!” Bard yelled, running past Ciel’s study to catch up with the other two.

Wasp? Wasp?! There’s a wasp in the manor?! Ciel looked to the left, then to the right. Alright, maybe the wasp isn’t-

Buzzz

Ciel looked down. The wasp was on his stack of paper work, staring right at him.

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"We're so sorry! We couldn't find it!" Mey-Rin and Finny exclaimed apologetically. Bard said nothing while scratching the back of his head.

"Keep looking. It's important that the wasp doesn't come in contact with the young master. He's deathly afraid of-" Sebastian was interrupted by said young master's screaming.

“Sebastian! Sebastian, get in here! Sebastian!”

Sebastian sighed.

"Wasps. He's afraid of wasps." Sebastian said before making his way towards Ciel's study.

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As Sebastian approached Ciel's study, he heard a manner of crashes and objects being thrown about. He knocked on the door.

"My lord? May I-"

"Sebastian! Get this tiny devil out of here."

"A wasp is an Earth creature, my lord."

"You know what I meant! Do something!"

Sebastian opened the door and entered Ciel's study. However, Ciel was nowhere in his line of sight.

"My lord?"

"I'm right here." Ciel said, moving from behind the now open door to stand behind his butler.

"Ah, there you are. I was beginning to worry you decided to escape through the window." Sebastian said with a smirk.

"You're not funny." Ciel said with a glare.

"It's not good to lie, my lord. Now, where is this little devil of yours?"

Ciel continued to glare at Sebastian. Slowly, Ciel lifted his arm and pointed to the wall left of the window.

"It's right there." Ciel said before quickly moving his arm back, safely grasping his butler's tailcoat.

"Oh dear, what a terrifying creature. Had it managed to sting you, I'm sure you would be in pain for days. How unfortunate that would be."

"Stop stalling and kill the little demon already!"

"Now, my lord, there's no need to drag my kind into this." Sebastian scolded as he reached for a nearby dart.

"I'm not the one who placed this fear of wasps in you. You did that all on your own." Sebastian said as he threw the dart at the wasp.

Ciel let out a breath he hadn't known he'd been holding when the dart met it's target.

"There now, my lord. Now that I've slain the ferocious beast, perhaps you would like to continue your studies? You may want to focus on your German. I'm afraid your last score wasn't up to par."

"Perhaps you would like to spend the rest of the day with Pluto. Apparently, he's been quite lonely lately."

"Really now? I'll have to have Finny visit him more often."

"You and I both know Finny visits Pluto multiple times a day. He says Pluto wants to see you."

"Well, Pluto will just have to get over it." Sebastian said, leading Ciel back to his desk.

"I'll be back in an hour to fetch you for tea. If you can show improvement on your German, perhaps I can arrange for a chocolate dessert to be served after dinner." Sebastian said.

Ciel perked up at the mention of chocolate.

"If I finish the vocabulary you gave me, I get the chocolate dessert and milk with honey."

"I thought we agreed that milk with honey was reserved for nightmares?"

"You could at least consider it." Ciel said, crossing his arms. Sebastian sighed.

"Let's see how well you do on the vocabulary first, then we'll see."

Ciel rolled his eyes, but made no further complaints.

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How did I do, Anon? I hope this was close to what you wanted! <3

I finally broke and watched Danganronpa. I have no regrets.

Chapter 2/?

Mainly Angst with some Fluff at the end, Hurt/Comfort

Thanks again to @battle-ax-nation 🩵

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

Chapter 3/?

Fluff

One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.

Chapter 1/?

Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)

(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)

(BSD Chapter 114)

Attention my fellow fanfic writers!!

Now that it is canon that Dazai apparently was known to (at least by Chuuya) roll around on the floor when "fretting," we must act quickly and either add this crucial detail to either our on-going or future fics! Slow burns, fluffs, one-shots, everything- especially angst!!! I fully expect the next angst fic I read to have Dazai stop, drop, and roll. I will certainly be adding this to my current fic. I don't know when, but the time will come. That is all. Thank you *bows out, curtains close, etc.*

everyone who sees this is legally obligated to reblog w their fav skk frame/panel. if u don't have a fav then just do the most recent one in ur camera roll. i will go first

Update:

I have found more characters to write about to heal my daddy and mommy issues 🫡

Hope y’all are ready for me to start clearing out my draft which means requests are back open!

Headcannon #4? Maybe? Idk

So, I'm sitting in history class and this pops in my head.

Being a butler especially to Ciel Phantomhive is exhausting. Sometimes, Sebastian needs to take a small break because he just needs one every now and then. However, he can't just leave Ciel on his own. Yes, there are other servants, but Ciel is bound it call for him within 5 minutes of his departure. So, how does Sebastian manage to disappear for an hour or so? Well, he may or may not have a collection of things that he knows will keep Ciel distracted for a while. Said collection may include a variety of shiny rocks, a feather, or shells. Anything remotely shiny will will work.

Sebastian never says anything when he places one of said items in front of Ciel. He simply places the item on his desk and leaves. Ciel is beyond confused as to why his butler keeps placing shiny objects on his desk and will spend at least an hour trying to decipher the meaning behind said object. Sometimes he spends the hour simply observing the item, other times he walks around the manor trying to find its origin.

Sebastian always comes back after an hour. He either finds Ciel with an analysis of the item and what it means or he finds him sulking because he couldn’t figure it out. If Ciel’s analysis makes any sense, Sebastian will reward him with a sweet of his choice. If Ciel is sulking, he’ll pat him on the head and say, “Better luck next time” with a smug smile. This infuriates Ciel who wastes no time slapping his butler’s hand away and telling him to be quiet. Either way, Sebastian is entertained.

In truth, there is never a set meaning behind the items. Sebastian had started placing objects on Ciel’s desk to confuse him, but once Ciel begun to come up with his own explanation of the items, Sebastian decided that this could evolve into a guessing game. It’s up to Ciel to decide if he wins or not.