Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle for fake leather just look for real leather and youll find the right thrift shop eventually make sure to have chapstick with you at all times dont use a public restroom until youve checked to make sure theres toilet paper in the stall with you dont eat out if you cant tip shoplifting from corporations is totally fine and vandalism is also ok Dont get caught always trust ur gut unless your tummy hurts in which case do not trust your gut take an antacid take benadryl when you are itchty but never more than 2 at a time dont get high on benadryl because it sucks Do not get high on any cough syrup with acetaminophen in it if you value your liver do not listen to brendon uries solo work sometimes you should eat a little treat just because youcan. Always dress extravagantly and wear platform shoes if you can. Be nice. ok thats it
trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that
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i am so normal about this
why is this so.. why is he so..
the open mouth. the JAW i cannot i physically emotionally and mentally need this man
like the spiderman and mj upside down kiss ๐ญ๐ซถ๐ป
when im reading fanfics and the writer puts the word โsmirkingโ i literally have to stop reading it bc for some reason it makes me cringe so hard like omg it reminds of the ppl who use โ๐โ not as a joke .
someone link me to more soft nick edits bc girl the way i cooed๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ LIKE THAT IS MY BABYBOY THAT IS MY SONNNN
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HUSBAND MATERIAL.
He is the reason I stay single... Where do I find a man like that? He must have been written by a woman
Something about drinking cold water really hits the clitoris of the soul....
Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and "out of touch" came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.
bsf!chris who depises anyone who isnt u lmao
"hey chris, wanna hang out?" "will n/n be there?" "huh? whos.." "my yn" "oh uh no i dont think so, man-" "nah im ai'ght. thanks tho."